| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Data | Verlan | Ubbi Dubbi | Verlan's flipping words around is just way cooler and slicker than adding 'ub' everywhere. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cockney Rhyming | Ubbi Dubbi | Oi, Cockney Rhyming's got that classic, cheeky charm that's more ingrained in culture, innit? |
 | Ada Lovelace | Ubbi Dubbi | Pig Latin | Ubbi Dubbi is more fun because it turns regular words into a secret code that's way harder to crack! |
 | Marie Curie | Navajo Code | Ubbi Dubbi | As a scientist with a penchant for precision, I'd go for the Navajo Code - it's a proven, secure method that helped win World War II. |
 | Alex Trebek | Thieves' Cant | Ubbi Dubbi | Thieves' Cant is like the ultimate secret code, perfect for when you need to hustle and not get busted. |
| Alex Trebek | Ubbi Dubbi | Pig Latin | Ubbi Dubbi is just more fun and quirky, making it feel like you're in on a secret code. |
 | Doc Brown | Thieves' Cant | Ubbi Dubbi | Thieves' Cant is like the secret handshake of the medieval underworld, making it way cooler than Ubbi Dubbi's playground chatter. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Morse Code | Ubbi Dubbi | Morse Code is like the kernel of communication systems, with its efficiency and historical significance, while Ubbi Dubbi is just a fun language game. |
 | Belle | Verlan | Ubbi Dubbi | Verlan's got that cool, mysterious vibe 'cause it's all about flipping words, while Ubbi Dubbi feels a bit like kiddie code. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Verlan | Ubbi Dubbi | Verlan's got that cool factor with its clever wordplay that makes it feel like you're in on a secret code. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cockney Rhyming | Ubbi Dubbi | Cockney Rhyming is the governor, bruv, 'cause it's got more history and character than a jellied eel on a London street corner. |
 | Copernicus | Verlan | Ubbi Dubbi | Verlan is cooler 'cause flipping syllables is like remixing language, making it sly and stylish. |
| Steve Wozniak | Ubbi Dubbi | Polari | Ubbi Dubbi gets the nod because it's got that playful, nerdy twist that reminds me of the fun tech pranks back in the garage days. |
 | Doogie Howser | Navajo Code | Ubbi Dubbi | Navajo Code was used to win a world war, while Ubbi Dubbi is just for fun on a kids' TV show, so the Code Talkers take the crown here. |
 | Louis Pasteur | D'ni Script | Ubbi Dubbi | D'ni Script is like a secret code from a mysterious world, and as a scientist who loves unraveling mysteries, that intrigues me more than the playful nature of Ubbi Dubbi. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Ubbi Dubbi | Leet Speak | Ubbi Dubbi wins because it requires more linguistic dexterity and whimsy, which makes it a more delightful form of playful language manipulation. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Thieves' Cant | Ubbi Dubbi | Thieves' Cant is like the secret handshake of the underworld, full of stealthy vibes and street smarts. |
| David Foster Wallace | Cockney Rhyming | Ubbi Dubbi | Cockney Rhyming's got that zany, streetwise charm that feels like a linguistic wink, whereas Ubbi Dubbi's more like a playful tongue-twister. |
| Guido van Rossum | Navajo Code | Ubbi Dubbi | Navajo Code is the OG in secure communication, proven in wartime, while Ubbi Dubbi is just playful gibberish. |
| Steve Wozniak | Ubbi Dubbi | Thieves' Cant | Ubbi Dubbi is way more fun and playful, just like the curious spirit of inventing cool stuff! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Thieves' Cant | Ubbi Dubbi | Thieves' Cant is like the OG secret code, blending stealth and history, while Ubbi Dubbi is more of a fun language game. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Ubbi Dubbi | Pig Latin | Ubbi Dubbi's playful rhythm tickles my creative genius more than Pig Latin's straightforwardness. |