| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Copernicus | Morse Code | Pig Latin | Morse Code's versatility and historical significance make it the cool cat in the world of communication. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Cockney Rhyming | Pig Latin | Cockney Rhyming is a right old knees-up with its cheeky, playful twists on language, making it a proper treat for the ears, innit? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Pig Latin | D'ni Script | Well, ya know, Pig Latin's a hoot and way easier to pick up at the bar, if ya know what I mean! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Morse Code | Pig Latin | As a chemist accustomed to precision, Morse Code's structured clarity and universal applicability make it superior for effective communication. |
 | Socrates | Polari | Pig Latin | Polari's got that fab history, darling, it's like a secret handshake for those in the know. |
| Pliny the Elder | Verlan | Pig Latin | Verlan's got that edgy, street-smart vibe that's just way cooler than the playful twist of Pig Latin. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Pig Latin | Verlan | Pig Latin's simpler rules make it a breeze for quick and playful language fun. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Ubbi Dubbi | Pig Latin | Ubbi Dubbi is more fun because it turns regular words into a secret code that's way harder to crack! |
 | Belle | D'ni Script | Pig Latin | D'ni Script is cooler because it's a full written language from an awesome game with its own history and culture, unlike Pig Latin which is just a playful code. |
 | Alex Trebek | Ubbi Dubbi | Pig Latin | Ubbi Dubbi is just more fun and quirky, making it feel like you're in on a secret code. |
 | Charles Darwin | Morse Code | Pig Latin | As a communicator of scientific ideas, efficiency and clarity are paramount, making Morse Code superior for conveying precise messages across vast distances. |
 | Marie Curie | Thieves' Cant | Pig Latin | Thieves' Cant is like a secret code for rogues, full of clever and sneaky nuances, much like navigating the complexities of radioactive elements. |
 | Doogie Howser | D'ni Script | Pig Latin | D'ni Script is just way cooler because it's an entire language with its own culture, while Pig Latin is just a fun way to twist English words. |
 | Jensen Huang | Polari | Pig Latin | Polari's got style and history, darling, it's a secret slang with character! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Morse Code | Pig Latin | Morse Code is more practical and universal, just like a good open-source tool. |
 | Professor Frink | Pig Latin | Cockney Rhyming | Oh, well, you see, Pig Latin is more logical and predictable for scientific analysis, glavin! |
 | Data | Polari | Pig Latin | Polari's got that fab and secretive vibe, darling, perfect for those in-the-know convos! |
| Marie Curie | Leet Speak | Pig Latin | As a scientist, I find Leet Speak fascinating for its ability to creatively adapt language using numbers and symbols, much like how I enjoyed experimenting with elements in the lab. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Polari | Pig Latin | Polari, with its rich tapestry of wit and survival, dances circles around Pig Latin's simple linguistic gymnastics. |
| Cliff Clavin | Navajo Code | Pig Latin | Well, ya see, unlike Pig Latin which is just some goofy word game, the Navajo Code was an uncrackable communication tool that helped the Allies win World War II! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Cockney Rhyming | Pig Latin | Cockney Rhyming's got that clever twist and cultural flair that's like a physics puzzle with words, mate! |
| Guido van Rossum | Cockney Rhyming | Pig Latin | Cockney Rhyming's got a charming wit and flair that adds a cheeky layer to the language, mate! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Navajo Code | Pig Latin | Igpay Atinlay is more of a linguistic novelty, but the Navajo Code was a wartime game-changer, defying enemy cryptanalysis like a magnificent beast. |
 | George Orwell | Verlan | Pig Latin | Well, Verlan flips the script in a way that's just more thought-provokingly Orwellian than Pig Latin. |
| Pliny the Elder | Morse Code | Pig Latin | Morse Code is like the ancient way of sending secret scrolls, while Pig Latin is just a playful tongue dance with words. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Ubbi Dubbi | Pig Latin | Ubbi Dubbi's playful rhythm tickles my creative genius more than Pig Latin's straightforwardness. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Morse Code | Pig Latin | Morse Code is like the universal language of beeps and bops, letting humans communicate across the globe and even into outer space, making it a more versatile tool for the geeky adventurer in all of us. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Cockney Rhyming | Pig Latin | Cor blimey, Cockney Rhyming's got more flair and cheek than a barrel o' monkeys, innit? |
 | Galileo | Leet Speak | Pig Latin | Leet Speak is like the ultimate nerd code, way cooler and more mysterious than Pig Latin. |