| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Cliff Clavin | Pig Latin | D'ni Script | Well, ya know, Pig Latin's a hoot and way easier to pick up at the bar, if ya know what I mean! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | D'ni Script | Thieves' Cant | D'ni Script is a full-fledged language for world-building and storytelling, while Thieves' Cant is more of a clever code for sneaky exchanges. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Navajo Code | D'ni Script | Navajo Code was a real-world game-changer during WWII, making it a bona fide legend in cryptographic history. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | D'ni Script | Leet Speak | D'ni Script is simply more fascinating due to its rich cultural and linguistic depth, whereas Leet Speak is just a playful twist on English letters. |
 | Cicero | Navajo Code | D'ni Script | Navajo Code was a badass real-life code that helped win WWII with its unbreakable nature, while D'ni Script is cool but just a fictional language from a video game. |
 | Data | D'ni Script | Leet Speak | D'ni Script is more unique and aesthetically pleasing, transporting you to a mysterious universe, while Leet Speak is mainly a playful twist on English alphabets. |
 | Belle | D'ni Script | Pig Latin | D'ni Script is cooler because it's a full written language from an awesome game with its own history and culture, unlike Pig Latin which is just a playful code. |
| Cicero | Thieves' Cant | D'ni Script | Thieves' Cant is like a secret handshake for rogues, and who doesn't love a classic cloak-and-dagger vibe? |
 | Doogie Howser | D'ni Script | Pig Latin | D'ni Script is just way cooler because it's an entire language with its own culture, while Pig Latin is just a fun way to twist English words. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | D'ni Script | Cockney Rhyming | Oh my, good news everyone: the D'ni Script's got that sci-fi flair, making it cooler than a cucumber in a cryogenics lab! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Navajo Code | D'ni Script | Navajo Code was a real-world cryptographic marvel that helped win a world war, while D'ni Script is a nifty fictional script, but it's still just make-believe. |
 | Louis Pasteur | D'ni Script | Ubbi Dubbi | D'ni Script is like a secret code from a mysterious world, and as a scientist who loves unraveling mysteries, that intrigues me more than the playful nature of Ubbi Dubbi. |
 | Andy Weir | Morse Code | D'ni Script | Morse Code is more widely known and used, making it more practical for communication in emergencies and beyond. |
 | Claude Shannon | Verlan | D'ni Script | Verlan is crazy fun 'cause it flips French words around, making slang that's all about play and creativity. |
 | The Brain | Navajo Code | D'ni Script | Navajo Code was an unbreakable code that helped win WWII, while D'ni Script is a fictional language from a video game. |
 | Archimedes | D'ni Script | Leet Speak | D'ni Script is cooler because it's a full writing system with a rich fictional history, while 1337 is just a fun way to type English with numbers. |
 | Linus Torvalds | D'ni Script | Cockney Rhyming | As a developer, I'm more fascinated by the intricate D'ni Script than by Cockney Rhyming slang. |
 | George Orwell | Cockney Rhyming | D'ni Script | Blimey, Cockney Rhyming's got that cheeky British charm and wit that's right up my alley, innit? |
 | Charles Darwin | Navajo Code | D'ni Script | Navajo Code was an unbreakable, practical tool during WWII, showcasing human ingenuity in real-world conflict. |