| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Cockney Rhyming | Pig Latin | Cockney Rhyming is a right old knees-up with its cheeky, playful twists on language, making it a proper treat for the ears, innit? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cockney Rhyming | Ubbi Dubbi | Oi, Cockney Rhyming's got that classic, cheeky charm that's more ingrained in culture, innit? |
 | Albert Einstein | Morse Code | Cockney Rhyming | As someone who values precision and clarity in communication, Morse Code's systematic approach resonates with my scientific sensibilities. |
 | The Brain | Cockney Rhyming | Leet Speak | Cockney Rhyming's got that whimsical charm, mate, spinning phrases with flair, while Leet Speak's just another geeky code. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Morse Code | Cockney Rhyming | As a radio pioneer, I'm all for Morse Code, mate, 'cause it revolutionized communication, even across the briny deep. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | D'ni Script | Cockney Rhyming | Oh my, good news everyone: the D'ni Script's got that sci-fi flair, making it cooler than a cucumber in a cryogenics lab! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cockney Rhyming | Thieves' Cant | Cockney Rhyming is like a labyrinth of words that invite the mind to dance, while Thieves' Cant is more a shadowy whisper in an alleyway. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cockney Rhyming | Ubbi Dubbi | Cockney Rhyming is the governor, bruv, 'cause it's got more history and character than a jellied eel on a London street corner. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Cockney Rhyming | Polari | Cockney Rhyming's got cheeky charm, innit, with its playful twists on the lingo that keeps you on your toes, bruv. |
 | Professor Frink | Pig Latin | Cockney Rhyming | Oh, well, you see, Pig Latin is more logical and predictable for scientific analysis, glavin! |
 | John von Neumann | Cockney Rhyming | Verlan | Cockney Rhyming's got that classic charm and wit, mate, turning everyday lingo into a cryptic poetry while Verlan's just flippin' words around. |
| Professor Frink | Cockney Rhyming | Verlan | Oh, glavin, Cockney Rhyming wins because it's like a linguistic puzzle where your brain gets to go on a little adventure, hoo-hoo! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cockney Rhyming | Morse Code | Well ya see, Cockney Rhyming Slang's got a certain charm and flair, like a pint at the pub, while Morse is just dots and dashes, nothing to write home about. |
| David Foster Wallace | Cockney Rhyming | Ubbi Dubbi | Cockney Rhyming's got that zany, streetwise charm that feels like a linguistic wink, whereas Ubbi Dubbi's more like a playful tongue-twister. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Polari | Cockney Rhyming | Polari's got that zing with its secretive flair, perfect for keeping things under the radar, just like my experiments! |
 | Belle | Cockney Rhyming | Polari | Well, me old china, Cockney Rhyming's got that cheeky charm that makes everyday chat a right proper laugh, innit? |
 | Richard P Feynman | Cockney Rhyming | Pig Latin | Cockney Rhyming's got that clever twist and cultural flair that's like a physics puzzle with words, mate! |
 | Linus Torvalds | D'ni Script | Cockney Rhyming | As a developer, I'm more fascinated by the intricate D'ni Script than by Cockney Rhyming slang. |
| Guido van Rossum | Cockney Rhyming | Pig Latin | Cockney Rhyming's got a charming wit and flair that adds a cheeky layer to the language, mate! |
 | George Orwell | Cockney Rhyming | D'ni Script | Blimey, Cockney Rhyming's got that cheeky British charm and wit that's right up my alley, innit? |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Cockney Rhyming | Pig Latin | Cor blimey, Cockney Rhyming's got more flair and cheek than a barrel o' monkeys, innit? |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Cockney Rhyming | Leet Speak | Blimey, Cockney Rhyming's got more flavor and history than a bowl of jellied eels, innit? |