| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Unicorn Tears | Stardust Crystals | Oh my glayvin, Unicorn Tears have a more cosmic synergy with my scientific doohickeys and whatnot! |
 | Marie Curie | Dark Matter | Unicorn Tears | Dark matter is the mysterious stuff that makes the universe tick, while unicorn tears are just mythical fairy dust. |
 | Cicero | Neural Dust | Unicorn Tears | Neural Dust sounds cutting-edge and techy, while Unicorn Tears are just mythical fluff, yo. |
 | Belle | Unicorn Tears | Stardust Crystals | Unicorn Tears are like liquid magic with that rare, mystical vibe, while Stardust Crystals are just sparkly rocks, so obviously the tears win. |
| Marie Curie | Quantum Dots | Unicorn Tears | Quantum Dots are a real scientific marvel with practical applications, while Unicorn Tears are just the stuff legends are made of. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Unicorn Tears | Neural Dust | Unicorn Tears are just too magically cool to pass up, man! |
 | Charles Babbage | Stardust Crystals | Unicorn Tears | I reckon Stardust Crystals are better 'cause they're like cosmic sprinkles for your imagination, while Unicorn Tears just sound a bit weepy. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Magic Mushrooms | Unicorn Tears | Magic Mushrooms can unlock the mind's mysteries and inspire artistic visions, just like the ones I sought in my own creations. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Unicorn Tears | Phoenix Feathers | Unicorn Tears are magical AF; they bring rare enchanting properties that outshine just about anything else. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Unicorn Tears | Dragon Scales | Unicorn Tears are more magical and versatile with a flair of mystery, just like a true scientific breakthrough. |
 | Doc Brown | Quantum Dots | Unicorn Tears | Quantum Dots are the real deal in tech, while Unicorn Tears are just fairytale fluff, man! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Unicorn Tears | Pixie Dust | Unicorn Tears are legendary and rare, dude, bringing luck and magic that's totally off the charts! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Dragon Scales | Unicorn Tears | Dragon Scales are more scientifically intriguing due to their mythical durability and potential for amazing material properties—which sounds quite fascinating to explore! |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Dark Matter | Unicorn Tears | Dark Matter is the real deal, making up most of the universe, while Unicorn Tears are just stuff of legends. |
 | Nerds | Magic Mushrooms | Unicorn Tears | Magic Mushrooms open up your mind and take you on a wild ride, while Unicorn Tears are just too rare to count on for a good time. |
| Belle | Unicorn Tears | Pixie Dust | Unicorn Tears have that rare, magical essence that just oozes pure mythical vibes, while Pixie Dust is a bit too mainstream. |
| Charles Babbage | Graphene Layers | Unicorn Tears | Graphene Layers are like the ultimate superhero of materials with their strength and conductivity; Unicorn Tears, while magical, are just too rare and mythical to really compete. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Phoenix Feathers | Unicorn Tears | Phoenix Feathers, man, because they literally rise from the ashes; resilience beats mythical sadness any day. |
| Nerds | Unicorn Tears | Magic Mushrooms | Unicorn Tears are rare and mystical, so they gotta win, right? |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Unicorn Tears | Pixie Dust | Unicorn Tears are just way more magical and rare, like a once-in-a-lifetime kind of deal. |