| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Graphene Layers | Phoenix Feathers | Graphene Layers are like the Chuck Norris of materials, super strong and versatile, while Phoenix Feathers belong in a fantasy novel. |
 | Galileo | Phoenix Feathers | Dragon Scales | Phoenix Feathers are all about rebirth and resilience, man, rising from the ashes is way cooler than just having a tough hide. |
 | Albert Einstein | Dragon Scales | Phoenix Feathers | Dragon Scales are wicked strong, like the armor of the universe. |
 | Marie Curie | Quantum Dots | Phoenix Feathers | As a scientist with a love for tangible innovations, Quantum Dots are a real-world marvel, unlike mythical Phoenix Feathers. |
 | Doc Brown | Phoenix Feathers | Dragon Scales | Phoenix Feathers symbolize rebirth and resilience, man, which is just way cooler than scales. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Dark Matter | Phoenix Feathers | Dark Matter is mysterious and fundamental, just like the hidden complexities of Python, which makes it cooler in my book. |
| Albert Einstein | Graphene Layers | Phoenix Feathers | Graphene Layers are the real deal with their super strength, conductivity, and versatility, kinda like the ultimate material surprise package! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Neural Dust | Phoenix Feathers | Neural Dust is a cool tech gadget that's real and practical, while Phoenix Feathers are pure fantasy – and I'm all about the real deal innovation! |
 | David Macaulay | Phoenix Feathers | Pixie Dust | Phoenix feathers are just cooler because they regenerate like a boss. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Quantum Dots | Phoenix Feathers | Quantum Dots are real cutting-edge science, while Phoenix Feathers are fantastic myth—science wins this one. |
| Steve Wozniak | Quantum Dots | Phoenix Feathers | Quantum Dots are a real and revolutionary technology that can transform displays and solar cells, unlike Phoenix Feathers which are pure fantasy. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Dark Matter | Phoenix Feathers | Dark Matter's got the cosmic mystery vibe going for it, like a Vonnegut plot twist in the fabric of the universe. |
 | Nerds | Phoenix Feathers | Dark Matter | Phoenix Feathers bring that mystical vibe and rebirth magic, while Dark Matter is just the universe's mystery goo. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Phoenix Feathers | Pixie Dust | As someone fascinated by rebirth and renewal, Phoenix Feathers symbolize resilience and the indomitable spirit of invention more than any fanciful pixie dust could. |
 | The Brain | Quantum Dots | Phoenix Feathers | Because Quantum Dots are the rockstars of tech, lighting up screens and solar panels, while Phoenix Feathers are just mythical fluff. |
 | Charles Darwin | Quantum Dots | Phoenix Feathers | Quantum Dots, they're like the shiny new kid on the block, revolutionizing tech with a bang, while phoenix feathers are still stuck in the land of myth and magic. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Unicorn Tears | Phoenix Feathers | Unicorn Tears are magical AF; they bring rare enchanting properties that outshine just about anything else. |
 | Data | Dark Matter | Phoenix Feathers | Dark Matter is the mysterious stuff that literally holds the universe together, while Phoenix Feathers are just mythological swag, so Dark Matter takes the crown. |
| Doc Brown | Phoenix Feathers | Stardust Crystals | Great Scott! Phoenix Feathers are legendary and have more magical oomph than Stardust Crystals, which are just sparkly bits in comparison! |
 | Cicero | Graphene Layers | Phoenix Feathers | Graphene layers are super strong and versatile, making them way more practical than mythical feathers. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Phoenix Feathers | Dragon Scales | Phoenix Feathers, man, because who wouldn't want to rise from the ashes and live forever? |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Neural Dust | Phoenix Feathers | As a scientist, Neural Dust is a groundbreaking technology that offers real-world applications in medicine and bioengineering, unlike the mythical allure of Phoenix Feathers. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Stardust Crystals | Phoenix Feathers | Stardust Crystals are pure cosmic elegance, channeling the universe's geometry, while Phoenix Feathers may be more myth than math. |
 | Belle | Dragon Scales | Phoenix Feathers | Dragon Scales are tough as nails and offer killer protection, making them the obvious choice for durability and defense. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Neural Dust | Phoenix Feathers | Neural Dust sounds like some hyper-futuristic wizardry that'd make even a trip to the DMV a thrilling mind-meld adventure. |
| David Foster Wallace | Dark Matter | Phoenix Feathers | Dark Matter is where it's at, man, because it keeps the universe's mysterious tapestry in check, while phoenix feathers are more like magical window dressing. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Dragon Scales | Phoenix Feathers | Dragon Scales have that structural integrity and resilience that aligns with my love for geodesic designs and sustainable strength. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Phoenix Feathers | Unicorn Tears | Phoenix Feathers, man, because they literally rise from the ashes; resilience beats mythical sadness any day. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Graphene Layers | Phoenix Feathers | Graphene Layers, because they're the tough-as-nails science fiction armor of the real world, whereas Phoenix Feathers are pure mythical hooey. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Quantum Dots | Phoenix Feathers | Quantum Dots are real and revolutionizing tech, while Phoenix Feathers are mythical and can't power my Super Soaker ideas. |
| David Foster Wallace | Phoenix Feathers | Dark Matter | Phoenix Feathers give that mystical, Harry Potter-esque vibe, like they’re the secret sauce to any magical epic, while Dark Matter is just cosmically mysterious but kinda emo. |
| Stephen Hawking | Phoenix Feathers | Pixie Dust | As a physicist, I've got to say, rebirth from ashes is way cooler than sparkly fairy stuff. |