| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | David Foster Wallace | Dark Matter | Graphene Layers | Dark Matter wins because it's like the ultimate cosmic drama queen, silently holding galaxies together while keeping its true nature shrouded in mystery. |
 | Andy Weir | Graphene Layers | Phoenix Feathers | Graphene Layers are like the Chuck Norris of materials, super strong and versatile, while Phoenix Feathers belong in a fantasy novel. |
 | Data | Graphene Layers | Neural Dust | Graphene Layers are the tech superhero because they're insanely versatile and can revolutionize everything from electronics to materials, way more than Neural Dust. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Graphene Layers | Neural Dust | Graphene Layers are like the Swiss Army knife of the material world, offering a plethora of applications and benefits. |
 | Albert Einstein | Graphene Layers | Phoenix Feathers | Graphene Layers are the real deal with their super strength, conductivity, and versatility, kinda like the ultimate material surprise package! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Graphene Layers | Neural Dust | Well, ya see, Graphene Layers are like the Superman of materials, stronger than steel and conducting electricity better than copper, eh. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Graphene Layers | Pixie Dust | Graphene Layers are the real deal in advanced materials science, offering unparalleled strength and conductivity, whereas Pixie Dust is more of a magical fantasy element. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Graphene Layers | Pixie Dust | Graphene Layers are real and full of potential, while Pixie Dust is just whimsical make-believe. |
 | Grace Hopper | Graphene Layers | Dragon Scales | Graphene is off-the-charts strong and versatile, making it the real superhero of materials. |
 | Larry Page | Graphene Layers | Pixie Dust | Graphene Layers are the real deal, offering super strength and conductivity that could revolutionize tech. |
 | Galileo | Graphene Layers | Dragon Scales | Graphene layers are like the ultimate superhero armor, strong and versatile, making dragon scales seem like ancient relics. |
 | Cicero | Graphene Layers | Phoenix Feathers | Graphene layers are super strong and versatile, making them way more practical than mythical feathers. |
| Cliff Clavin | Graphene Layers | Pixie Dust | Well ya know, Normie, Graphene Layers are like the super material of the future, whereas Pixie Dust is just great for fairy tales. |
 | Nerds | Graphene Layers | Quantum Dots | Graphene is like the superhero of materials, stronger than steel and conducts electricity like a boss. |
 | Charles Babbage | Graphene Layers | Unicorn Tears | Graphene Layers are like the ultimate superhero of materials with their strength and conductivity; Unicorn Tears, while magical, are just too rare and mythical to really compete. |
 | Alex Trebek | Graphene Layers | Quantum Dots | Graphene layers are the bee's knees for their versatile applications and insane strength. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Graphene Layers | Pixie Dust | Graphene Layers are the future of material science with their super strength and conductivity, embodying the synergy of doing more with less, a principle dear to my heart. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Graphene Layers | Phoenix Feathers | Graphene Layers, because they're the tough-as-nails science fiction armor of the real world, whereas Phoenix Feathers are pure mythical hooey. |
 | David Macaulay | Graphene Layers | Quantum Dots | Graphene layers are like the Swiss Army knife of materials, with unmatched strength and conductivity that just can't be beat. |