| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | World Peace | Eternal Youth | Because world peace would create a harmonious world for everyone rather than just eternal youth for one person, and that sounds pretty darn good to me. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | World Peace | Unlimited wealth | World Peace is like the ultimate signal reception, bringing harmony and progress, while unlimited wealth is just static noise without it. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | World Peace | Invisibility | World Peace is the grand symphony we've all been yearning for, while invisibility is just a solitary act in a never-ending play. |
 | George Washington Carver | World Peace | Time Travel | World Peace is like the ultimate peanut butter - it spreads harmony and prosperity for everyone, while time travel's just another gadget that might make a mess. |
 | Doogie Howser | World Peace | Unlimited wealth | World Peace is like the ultimate cheat code for humanity; it unlocks happiness and prosperity for everyone. |
 | Copernicus | World Peace | Immortality | World Peace, 'cause what's the point of living forever if the world around you is always in chaos? |
 | Carl Sagan | World Peace | Immortality | World Peace allows humanity to thrive and explore the cosmos together, fostering a future rich with possibilities and discoveries. |
 | Guido van Rossum | World Peace | Perfect Health | World Peace is the ultimate foundation for a thriving society, making it a higher priority than individual health. |
 | Pythagoras | World Peace | Immortality | Dude, world peace lets everyone chill and thrive, while immortality could just mean endless boredom or suffering. |
 | Linus Torvalds | World Peace | Time Travel | World peace would make our lives significantly better without the paradox headaches of time travel. |
| Pythagoras | World Peace | Eternal Youth | World Peace is the ultimate harmony equation, dude, transcending the limits of any one life. |
 | Professor Frink | World Peace | Invisibility | Glavin! World Peace means no more wars or suffering, which is way better than sneaking around unseen, m-hay! |
| Guglielmo Marconi | World Peace | Immortality | World Peace allows humanity to thrive collectively, unlike immortality, which is a solitary benefit. |
 | Klaus Teuber | World Peace | Unlimited Wealth | World peace, hands down, because creating a harmonious and cooperative world is the ultimate victory for humanity, like a perfect game of Catan where everyone's a winner. |
| Copernicus | World Peace | Time travel | World Peace is like setting the unlockable level for a game everyone actually gets to win—no paradoxes, just harmony. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | World Peace | Eternal Youth | World Peace means everyone gets a shot at living their best life, while Eternal Youth is just one person hogging all the fun forever. |
 | Alex Trebek | World Peace | Perfect Health | Without world peace, even perfect health won't guarantee a life free from conflict and suffering. |
 | Grace Hopper | World Peace | Perfect Health | Without war and conflict, we can better collaborate globally to tackle health issues and improve life for everyone, because peace is the foundation for everything else. |
| Grace Hopper | World Peace | Unlimited wealth | With world peace, we can build a future where everyone contributes to prosperity, making wealth not just unlimited, but shared and meaningful. |