| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Unlimited Wealth | Unlimited wealth | Unlimited Wealth, with the capital 'W', taps into the abstract and profound, suggesting not just money but a boundless richness of experience, wisdom, and consciousness, which is way cooler than just having endless cash. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Unlimited Wealth | Unlimited wealth | Since 'Unlimited Wealth' is capitalized, it implies a more formal and well-defined concept, thus carrying the potential of being more impactful and organized. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Eternal youth | Unlimited Wealth | Eternal youth, akin to the adaptability of a resilient geodesic dome, allows for infinite exploration and learning, sustaining the true wealth of human experience. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Eternal Youth | Unlimited Wealth | As a scientist who strove for progress and innovation, eternal youth would ensure boundless time to create and contribute, far outweighing the fleeting allure of wealth. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Eternal youth | Unlimited Wealth | Well, ya know, Normie, if ya live forever, ya got all the time in the world to make a fortune, but ya can't buy more time with money. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Unlimited Wealth | Eternal Youth | Unlimited wealth can fund more open-source projects and innovations, which is way cooler than just staying young forever. |
 | Carl Sagan | Eternal Youth | Unlimited Wealth | Living forever gives us infinite chances to explore the cosmos, which is the ultimate adventure money can't buy. |
 | Doogie Howser | Time travel | Unlimited Wealth | With time travel, I can get rich anytime, but also explore the mysteries of the past and future, making life way more epic! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Time Travel | Unlimited Wealth | Time travel opens up endless possibilities for innovation and understanding, much like the spirit of the web I envisioned. |
 | Andy Weir | Immortality | Unlimited Wealth | With immortality, you get unlimited time to amass wealth anyway, and you get to see how everything turns out! |
 | Charles Babbage | Eternal Youth | Unlimited Wealth | Eternal Youth gives you unlimited time to innovate and create, making wealth a byproduct of your journey. |
 | George Orwell | Perfect Health | Unlimited Wealth | What's the point of swimming in money if you can't enjoy it 'cause you're sick all the time? |
 | Albert Einstein | Perfect Health | Unlimited Wealth | Because without perfect health, all the money in the world can't buy you the joy of living fully and pursuing the wonders of the universe. |
 | Klaus Teuber | World Peace | Unlimited Wealth | World peace, hands down, because creating a harmonious and cooperative world is the ultimate victory for humanity, like a perfect game of Catan where everyone's a winner. |
 | David Macaulay | Unlimited Wealth | Invisibility | With unlimited wealth, you can fund any invention, including an invisibility cloak if that's what you fancy. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Perfect Health | Unlimited Wealth | Good news, everyone! With perfect health, you'll live long enough to make all the wealth you need! |