| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Time Travel | Invisibility | Time travel lets you explore the past and future, which is way cooler than just sneaking around unseen. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | World Peace | Invisibility | World Peace is the grand symphony we've all been yearning for, while invisibility is just a solitary act in a never-ending play. |
 | Data | Time travel | Invisibility | Time travel's like the ultimate cheat code, letting you fix mistakes or witness epic moments, whereas invisibility's just sneaky fun. |
 | Alex Trebek | Immortality | Invisibility | Immortality lets you experience everything, forever, so why just be unseen when you can always be around to see it all? |
 | George Orwell | Time travel | Invisibility | Time travel is the ultimate tool for rewriting the past or shaping the future, much like how a writer challenges the oppressive narratives of the present. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Time Travel | Invisibility | Time travel lets you play with the timeline, which is like having infinite retries on life's game levels. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Eternal Youth | Invisibility | As a designer of systems for humanity, eternal youth offers more potential for contributing to future generations than simply hiding away unseen. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Unlimited wealth | Invisibility | I'd stick with unlimited wealth because it funds all the open-source projects I care about without the need for sneaking around invisibly. |
 | Professor Frink | World Peace | Invisibility | Glavin! World Peace means no more wars or suffering, which is way better than sneaking around unseen, m-hay! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Unlimited wealth | Invisibility | With unlimited wealth, I can fund endless inventive projects and still have enough to live like a Medici, all without needing to sneak around unseen. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Unlimited wealth | Invisibility | With unlimited wealth, I can fund all my wild experiments and live without limits! |
| Socrates | Immortality | Invisibility | Living forever means endless wisdom and experiences, which beats being sneaky any day. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Unlimited wealth | Invisibility | With unlimited wealth, I can fund all my scientific experiments and discoveries, leaving invisibility for the realm of fiction and mystery. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Time travel | Invisibility | With time travel, one could safeguard the Union by preventing the events that led to the Civil War, shaping a stronger nation. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Immortality | Invisibility | Well, ya know, immortality gives ya a lifetime supply of time to watch every conceivable episode of Jeopardy and cheers to that! |
 | Carl Sagan | Eternal Youth | Invisibility | The vast wonders of the universe and the pursuit of knowledge are best experienced with the gift of time, allowing eternal youth to offer endless opportunities for exploration and discovery. |
 | David Macaulay | Unlimited Wealth | Invisibility | With unlimited wealth, you can fund any invention, including an invisibility cloak if that's what you fancy. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Eternal Youth | Invisibility | Eternal Youth, because who wouldn't want to experience all the future tech and adventures without ever aging out of them? |