| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Constantin Brâncuși | Well, ya see, Bernini was the Michelangelo of his time, masterin' marble with a flair that'd make ya wanna go back just to see it again, ya know? |
 | George Orwell | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Donatello | Bernini's baroque flair captures the vivacity of life in a way that simply resonates with my Orwellian penchant for vivid storytelling. |
 | Larry Page | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Anish Kapoor | Bernini's baroque mastery sculpted the soul of the Renaissance, while Kapoor, though innovative, shapes the modern with a different flair. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Anish Kapoor | Bernini's baroque mastery brings stone to life with unparalleled drama and emotion, something a scientist like me can admire for its transformative magic. |
 | David Macaulay | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Louise Bourgeois | Bernini's masterpieces like the Ecstasy of Saint Teresa revolutionized Baroque art with their dynamic forms and emotional intensity, which fits right in my wheelhouse of appreciating intricate storytelling through architecture and sculpture. |
 | Nerds | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Donatello | Bernini's sculptures have that swagger and flair, taking the drama and emotion of Baroque to a whole new level. |
 | Galileo | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Michelangelo's work, like the Sistine Chapel ceiling and David, is the epitome of Renaissance genius, so he's gotta take the crown. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Both men are maestros of their craft, but Michelangelo's divine touch in his sculptures and his Sistine Chapel ceiling takes the breath out of the air, even for a fellow like me. |
 | Doogie Howser | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Donatello | Bernini's got that baroque flair and drama that just hits different, making him the ultimate sculptor in my book. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Henry Moore | As an inventor obsessed with the elegance of form and function, Bernini's ability to breathe life into marble with such dynamic realism is simply mind-blowing. |
 | Copernicus | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Henry Moore | Bernini's baroque masterpieces, full of emotion and drama, are the OGs that changed the game for sculpture forever. |
 | George Washington Carver | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Claes Oldenburg | As a person of science and the arts, I appreciate Bernini's mastery in giving marble life and emotion, which feels like magic to a botanist's hands. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Henry Moore | Bernini's work is like a wild symphony of stone, bursting with life and drama, making him the rock star of Baroque sculpture. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Constantin Brâncuși | With unparalleled virtuosity, Bernini's baroque sculptures bring the divine and dramatic to life, making him a master of dynamic form and emotional depth. |
 | John von Neumann | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Louise Bourgeois | Bernini's mastery in merging architecture and sculpture defined the Baroque era, creating a legacy that's hard to beat. |
 | Claude Shannon | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Henry Moore | Bernini's Baroque flair and dramatic sculptures totally revolutionized art in his era, making him a pivotal figure in transforming how we view sculpture. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Anish Kapoor | Gian Lorenzo Bernini's dynamic sculptures and architectural genius set the bar high during the Baroque era, showcasing the physics of motion and emotion in marble like a maestro. |
 | Nerds | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Barbara Hepworth | Bernini was the OG of Baroque sculpture, bringing marble to life with mad skillz and drama that still wows the crowds. |
 | John von Neumann | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Henry Moore | Being a mathematician, I am enthralled by Bernini's precision and transformative impact on Baroque sculpture, much like solving complex equations with elegance and flair. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Henry Moore | Bernini's Baroque sculptures are sheer genius, capturing dynamic movement and emotion like nobody else in his era. |
 | Jensen Huang | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Anish Kapoor | Bernini's mastery in transforming marble into lifelike forms is unmatched, reflecting an unparalleled ability to capture motion and emotion in stone. |
 | George Washington Carver | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Claes Oldenburg | As a fellow innovator, Bernini's masterful blend of architecture and sculpture speaks to the ingenuity and creativity I admire. |