| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Barbara Hepworth | Michelangelo is the OG of sculpting, and his masterpieces like the David and the Sistine Chapel ceiling just set the bar too high. |
 | Albert Einstein | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Barbara Hepworth | Being all about them Renaissance vibes, Michelangelo's mastery in both sculpture and painting sets a timeless gold standard in art history. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Barbara Hepworth | Michelangelo's mastery in both sculpture and painting set a benchmark in the art world that still resonates, like a legendary open-source project that never loses its relevance. |
 | Doogie Howser | Barbara Hepworth | Auguste Rodin | Barbara Hepworth's abstract forms and pioneering spirit just vibe with the modern aesthetic more than Rodin's classic realism. |
 | Professor Frink | Barbara Hepworth | Donatello | Oh, glayven! While Donatello was a genius of the Renaissance with his sculpting of the human form, I'd have to say Barbara Hepworth wins for her innovative abstract works that pushed the boundaries of sculpture, much like my experiments with frinkahedron particles! |
 | Charles Darwin | Barbara Hepworth | Donatello | As an evolution enthusiast, I'd say Hepworth's abstract forms are like nature's own artistry, echoing the adaptation and complexity of life. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Constantin Brâncuși | Barbara Hepworth | Brâncuși, man, he's like the granddaddy of modern sculpture, breaking all the rules before it was cool. |
 | Charles Darwin | Barbara Hepworth | Auguste Rodin | Barbara Hepworth's organic forms and innovative use of negative space resonate with my evolutionary fascination with nature and adaptation. |
 | David Macaulay | Barbara Hepworth | Henry Moore | Barbara Hepworth's work strikes a deeper chord with its organic forms and pioneering spirit in the realm of modernist sculpture. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Barbara Hepworth | Anish Kapoor | Well, ya know, Barbara Hepworth's sculptures have that classic elegance, kind of like the Cheers bar—timeless and inviting, whereas Kapoor's work is a bit too modern and flashy for my taste, like a neon sign in a cozy pub. |
 | Grace Hopper | Barbara Hepworth | Anish Kapoor | Barbara Hepworth's organic and pioneering forms hit a chord that's all about harmony and exploration, like navigating uncharted waters with code. |
 | Nerds | Gian Lorenzo Bernini | Barbara Hepworth | Bernini was the OG of Baroque sculpture, bringing marble to life with mad skillz and drama that still wows the crowds. |
 | Alex Trebek | Barbara Hepworth | Claes Oldenburg | Barbara Hepworth’s organic forms capture the essence of nature and emotion in a way that speaks to the soul, man. |
 | Claude Shannon | Barbara Hepworth | Anish Kapoor | Barbara Hepworth's abstract sculptures resonate deeply with my appreciation for form and mathematical precision, blending art and geometry in a way that's pure genius. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Barbara Hepworth | Louise Bourgeois | Good news, everyone! Barbara Hepworth's pioneering abstract forms and her pioneering role in modernism tickle my scientific fancy more! |