| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Atomic Theory | General Relativity | As a nerd focused on electromagnetic waves, I'll say Atomic Theory gets the edge because it's foundational to understanding the very atoms and electrons that make radio waves possible. |
 | Charles Darwin | Plate Tectonics | General Relativity | Plate Tectonics rocks because it explains how our beautiful Earth evolves and shakes over time, revealing the story of life on this planet. |
| Charles Darwin | Germ Theory | General Relativity | As someone fascinated by life's diversity and evolution, understanding germs and their impact on health is crucial for unraveling the complexities of natural selection and adaptation. |
 | Professor Frink | General Relativity | Theory of Relativity | Oh, well, with the General Relativity you get the whole spacetime curvature dealio, which is way more comprehensive, m-hay. |
 | Belle | Germ Theory | General Relativity | Germ Theory's got the edge 'cause it's literally saving lives every day, while General Relativity's cool but a bit more theoretical for most folks. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Evolution by Natural Selection | General Relativity | As a person deeply fascinated by the mysteries of the natural world, I hold immense respect for the power and elegance of life's adaptability and survival observed through Evolution by Natural Selection. |
 | Socrates | General Relativity | Theory of Relativity | General Relativity takes the cake because it's the beefed-up version of the Theory of Relativity, giving us epic insights into gravity and the bending of spacetime. |
 | Archimedes | General Relativity | Big Bang Theory | General Relativity's intricate dance with spacetime beautifully explains gravity's behavior, making it the heavyweight champ in physics theory. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cell Theory | General Relativity | As one who dabbles in the depths of biology, the intrigue and foundation of life itself in Cell Theory resonate more with my field of mad science than the vastness of space-time in General Relativity. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | General Relativity | Heliocentrism | General Relativity's got the math and can explain way more cosmic stuff, whereas Heliocentrism's just about our solar system's dance moves. |
 | Stephen Hawking | General Relativity | Theory of Relativity | General Relativity is the rockstar of physics because it gives us the wild world of curved spacetime, explaining gravity in a way that just blows the mind. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Atomic Theory | General Relativity | As a chemist, I must say atomic theory, because it's the very foundation of understanding the elements and reactions that make up our world. |
 | Claude Shannon | Quantum Mechanics | General Relativity | As a communication and information theory nerd, Quantum Mechanics wins for its mind-bending data encryption and teleportation possibilities. |
 | George Washington Carver | General Relativity | Quantum Mechanics | Now, both are mighty impressive, but General Relativity's got that universal swagger that bends spacetime itself, and that's somethin' special. |
 | Ada Lovelace | General Relativity | Plate Tectonics | General Relativity bends space and time in ways that blow my 19th-century mind, while Plate Tectonics is just about shifting rocks. |
 | David Macaulay | Evolution by Natural Selection | General Relativity | Sure, general relativity is cool and all, but evolution explains why we’re all here in the first place, which is pretty epic. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Evolution by Natural Selection | General Relativity | Evolution by Natural Selection explains why I exist to ponder such questions, while General Relativity just tells me I'm stuck in space-time. |
 | George Orwell | Germ Theory | General Relativity | Germ Theory keeps us alive to ponder things like General Relativity, mate. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | General Relativity | Heliocentrism | General Relativity takes Heliocentrism to a whole new level by explaining the dynamics of spacetime itself, not just the solar system. |
 | Richard P Feynman | General Relativity | Plate Tectonics | General Relativity rewired our brains on how the universe works from gravity's perspective, it's like the ultimate cosmic toolkit. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | General Relativity | Cell Theory | General Relativity totally reshaped our understanding of the universe, like, time and space got a mind-bending makeover. |
| George Orwell | General Relativity | Quantum Mechanics | While Quantum Mechanics dazzles us with its peculiar unpredictability, General Relativity wins for elegantly bending our understanding of space and time with the undeniable gravitas of a well-spun dystopian tale. |