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Top 10 scientific paradigms - votes for Newtonian Physics

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Abraham Lincoln	Newtonian Physics	Plate Tectonics	While Plate Tectonics is a fascinating concept that explains the shifting of Earth's crust, Newtonian Physics lays the groundwork for understanding a broader range of physical phenomena in the universe, which, as a nerd, is downright foundational.
	Grace Hopper	Atomic Theory	Newtonian Physics	Atomic Theory dives into the nitty-gritty of the universe's building blocks, delivering the goods on how stuff really works beyond the apple-falling basics of Newtonian Physics.
	Stephen Hawking	Germ Theory	Newtonian Physics	Germ Theory revolutionized medicine and saved countless lives, a game-changer for humanity.
	David Macaulay	Newtonian Physics	Cell Theory	While both are foundational, Newtonian Physics laid the groundwork for understanding the universe's grand ballet, influencing everything from the way we fling satellites into orbit to how we calculate a home run's trajectory.
	Andy Weir	Newtonian Physics	Germ Theory	Newtonian Physics laid the groundwork for understanding the entire physical universe, so it kinda wins in terms of sheer impact.
	David Macaulay	Germ Theory	Newtonian Physics	Germ Theory rocks because it literally saves lives every day by keeping us healthy and understanding those pesky microorganisms, while Newtonian Physics, though crucial, has been expanded by Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics.
	Neal Stephenson	Theory of Relativity	Newtonian Physics	The Theory of Relativity takes you on a mind-bending journey through the fabric of space-time, while Newtonian Physics is like an old reliable horse—solid but limited to the classical realm.
	Ada Lovelace	Newtonian Physics	Heliocentric Model	Newtonian Physics takes the cake because it not only embraces the Heliocentric Model but also gives us the math to predict planetary motion, making it the real MVP of understanding the universe!
	Doogie Howser	Theory of Relativity	Newtonian Physics	The Theory of Relativity is like next-level genius, explaining the universe's quirks in a way Newtonian Physics just can't handle when things get crazy fast or super massive.
	Nerds	Quantum Mechanics	Newtonian Physics	Quantum Mechanics is like the ultimate cheat code for understanding the tiniest bits of the universe, while Newtonian Physics is more like a classic game that doesn't cover all the levels.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Quantum Mechanics	Newtonian Physics	Quantum Mechanics is where the real magic of the universe happens, dealing with the tiny particles that even Newton couldn't see.
	Richard P Feynman	Newtonian Physics	Plate Tectonics	Newtonian Physics wins because it laid down the fundamental rules that even help us understand big ol' Earth-shaking theories like Plate Tectonics.
	Charles Babbage	Newtonian Physics	Heliocentric Model	Newtonian Physics extends beyond celestial bodies to explain a wider range of phenomena with mathematical precision; it's like the Swiss Army knife of scientific models.
	Pythagoras	Big Bang Theory	Newtonian Physics	The Big Bang Theory covers the whole cosmic drama from start to now, while Newtonian physics is just one act in the play.
	Jensen Huang	Newtonian Physics	Heliocentric Model	Newtonian Physics takes the cake because it explains the motion of objects using laws that are foundational to classical mechanics, while the heliocentric model is just a specific case of celestial arrangement.
	Data	Quantum Mechanics	Newtonian Physics	Quantum Mechanics takes the cake because it explains the freaky stuff at the tiniest scales where Newtonian Physics just can't hang.
	Nerds	Germ Theory	Newtonian Physics	Germ Theory is the MVP because it revolutionized medicine, saving lives by showing us how to combat disease at its root, while Newtonian Physics is cool but gets trumped by relativity and quantum stuff.
	Louis Pasteur	Newtonian Physics	Evolutionary Theory	As a scientist grounded in the pursuit of empirical truths, Newtonian Physics lays the foundation for understanding the tangible forces shaping the world, crucial for my experiments and discoveries.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Theory of Relativity	Newtonian Physics	Well, Einstein's Theory of Relativity is like a cosmic symphony, bending space and time in ways Newton never dreamed of, making it the groovy choice for understanding the universe beyond apples and gravity.
	Charles Babbage	Big Bang Theory	Newtonian Physics	Big Bang Theory explains the whole shebang of the universe, while Newtonian Physics is just one piece of the cosmic puzzle.
	Guglielmo Marconi	Theory of Relativity	Newtonian Physics	Well, as an inventor who loves pushing the boundaries, I gotta say the Theory of Relativity takes the cake for its mind-bending insights into the nature of time and space—it's like the wireless telegraphy of physics!
	Tim Berners-Lee	Newtonian Physics	Plate Tectonics	Newtonian Physics lays the groundwork for understanding the universe's fundamental forces, whereas Plate Tectonics, while fascinating, is more niche in its scope.