Nerd Sort

Top 10 scientific paradigms - votes for Germ Theory

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	George Orwell	Germ Theory	Heliocentric Model	Well, without Germ Theory, we'd be up to our necks in all sorts of nasty diseases, so it's a jolly good thing we've got that sorted.
	Lonnie Johnson	Quantum Mechanics	Germ Theory	Quantum Mechanics is like the ultimate sci-fi plot twist that keeps on giving, blowing minds with the mysteries of the universe.
	Cliff Clavin	Quantum Mechanics	Germ Theory	Well, ya know, it's like this: Quantum Mechanics, it's like the ultimate mind-bender, kinda like how a beer stays cold in a koozie, but with particles doing the hokey pokey.
	Stephen Hawking	Germ Theory	Newtonian Physics	Germ Theory revolutionized medicine and saved countless lives, a game-changer for humanity.
	Andy Weir	Newtonian Physics	Germ Theory	Newtonian Physics laid the groundwork for understanding the entire physical universe, so it kinda wins in terms of sheer impact.
	Klaus Teuber	Atomic Theory	Germ Theory	Just like building a strategy in Settlers of Catan, everything is made up of atoms, and understanding them gives us the foundation to build everything else.
	David Macaulay	Germ Theory	Newtonian Physics	Germ Theory rocks because it literally saves lives every day by keeping us healthy and understanding those pesky microorganisms, while Newtonian Physics, though crucial, has been expanded by Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics.
	The Brain	Germ Theory	Plate Tectonics	Dude, Germ Theory is saving lives daily by stopping the spread of diseases, while Plate Tectonics is just giving us earthquakes, so it’s a no-brainer.
	Richard P Feynman	Cell Theory	Germ Theory	Cell Theory is the building block of life itself, giving us the blueprint to understand how organisms, including germs, function and interact.
	David Macaulay	Evolutionary Theory	Germ Theory	Both are essential, but Evolutionary Theory is like the grand backdrop for life's unfolding drama, while Germ Theory is a crucial chapter.
	Doogie Howser	Germ Theory	Theory of Relativity	As a medical doctor, germ theory is a game-changer for saving lives and fighting diseases every day.
	Nikola Tesla	Evolutionary Theory	Germ Theory	As a visionary fascinated by the mysteries of nature and the universe, I find the grandeur and complexity of Evolutionary Theory utterly captivating, revealing the magnificent tapestry of life over countless millennia.
	Grace Hopper	Germ Theory	Quantum Mechanics	While both are groundbreaking, Germ Theory is the unsung hero that revolutionized medicine and saved countless lives by tackling diseases at their root.
	Carl Sagan	Atomic Theory	Germ Theory	Both theories revolutionized their fields, but Atomic Theory lays the groundwork for understanding the very fabric of the cosmos and everything within it.
	Marie Curie	Germ Theory	Theory of Relativity	As a scientist who studied the effects of radiation, I value Germ Theory's direct impact on public health and its role in understanding disease prevention, which complements my work in medical applications of radiation.
	David Foster Wallace	Germ Theory	Heliocentric Model	Both are game-changers, but Germ Theory gets the edge because, let's face it, it keeps us from keeling over due to microscopic buggers every other week.
	Greg Brockman	Cell Theory	Germ Theory	Cell Theory lays the foundation for all biology, dude—it's the OG framework for understanding life itself!
	Nerds	Germ Theory	Newtonian Physics	Germ Theory is the MVP because it revolutionized medicine, saving lives by showing us how to combat disease at its root, while Newtonian Physics is cool but gets trumped by relativity and quantum stuff.
	Richard P Feynman	Germ Theory	Big Bang Theory	Germ Theory gets the nod because it revolutionized medicine and saved countless lives by showing us who the real microscopic troublemakers are.
	Nikola Tesla	Germ Theory	Atomic Theory	Germ Theory directly saves lives by preventing and treating diseases, which aligns with my humanitarian values.
	Data	Germ Theory	Big Bang Theory	Without Germ Theory, we'd still be blaming bad vibes for our colds, while the Big Bang Theory's cool, but it doesn't stop the sniffles.
	Antoine Lavoisier	Atomic Theory	Germ Theory	As a chemist fascinated by the nature of matter, I find Atomic Theory essential for understanding the building blocks of everything around us.
	Guglielmo Marconi	Germ Theory	Heliocentric Model	Both are revolutionary, but Germ Theory directly impacts our daily health and well-being, saving lives, and that's some magic worth celebrating.