| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Babbage | Photosynthesis | String Theory | I gotta go with photosynthesis because, without it, we wouldn't even be around to ponder the mysteries of string theory. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Photosynthesis | CRISPR Gene Editing | Photosynthesis is nature's OG life-giver, making the air we breathe and the food we eat, while CRISPR is just getting started on being a cool new tool for tweaking genes. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Photosynthesis | Higgs Boson | Photosynthesis is like the ultimate Rube Goldberg machine that keeps everything alive by turning sunlight into breakfast, which is kind of mind-blowingly essential. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Photosynthesis | CRISPR Gene Editing | Photosynthesis is the OG, turning sunlight into life for eons, while CRISPR is just a handy new tool in our scientific toolbox. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Photosynthesis | Plate Tectonics | Photosynthesis is the MVP of life, turning sunlight into food and oxygen, which is pretty much why we're all here. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Photosynthesis | Higgs Boson | Photosynthesis is the solar-powered process that keeps us fed and breathing, while Higgs Boson is cool physics, but not feeding my apple trees. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Photosynthesis | Black Holes | Come on, without photosynthesis, we wouldn't have the oxygen or the energy flow that makes life possible, while black holes are just cosmic vacuum cleaners. |
 | Professor Frink | Photosynthesis | String Theory | While String Theory is a mind-blowingly cool theoretical framework for understanding the universe, Photosynthesis is essential for making the oxygen we breathe and sustaining life, which, you know, kinda keeps us all alive, mmm-hmm. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Photosynthesis | String Theory | Photosynthesis keeps our planet alive and kicking, giving us the oxygen we breathe and the food we eat, making it a real MVP in our daily lives. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Photosynthesis | Gravitational Waves | Photosynthesis is the OG life support system, powering our planet's ecosystems and food chains, while gravitational waves are cool but more like cosmic whispers from afar. |
 | Charles Darwin | Photosynthesis | Gravitational Waves | As a naturalist, I reckon photosynthesis is essential for life on Earth, fueling ecosystems and evolution itself. |
 | The Brain | Photosynthesis | Higgs Boson | Photosynthesis is the OG process that keeps life on Earth going, feeding plants and giving us oxygen. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Evolutionary Biology | Photosynthesis | Evolutionary Biology explains the wild story of how everything living got to where it is today, and that's just insanely cool and comprehensive. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Photosynthesis | Black Holes | Photosynthesis creates food and oxygen, keeping life on Earth going, while black holes are just cosmic vacuum cleaners with a bad attitude. |
 | Cicero | Photosynthesis | Plate Tectonics | Photosynthesis is the OG life-giver, turning sunlight into food and oxygen, making it the ultimate MVP for life on Earth. |
 | Socrates | Photosynthesis | Gravitational Waves | Photosynthesis is like mother nature's magic trick, turning sunlight into food and oxygen, which is life support for the planet! |
 | George Washington Carver | Photosynthesis | Gravitational Waves | Photosynthesis is the backbone of all life on earth, turning sunlight into the food and oxygen we all need, and that's just hard to beat! |
| The Brain | Photosynthesis | String Theory | Photosynthesis is the real MVP because without it, we wouldn't have the oxygen or food to even debate string theory. |
| Cicero | Photosynthesis | Gravitational Waves | Photosynthesis is the life-giving process that keeps the planet green and feeds the world, while gravitational waves are rad but won't keep us alive. |
 | Claude Shannon | Photosynthesis | CRISPR Gene Editing | Photosynthesis is the OG process that powers life on Earth, turning sunlight into energy like magic. |
| Guido van Rossum | Photosynthesis | Plate Tectonics | Without photosynthesis, there'd be no oxygen for us code monkeys to breathe, so it takes the cake! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Photosynthesis | String Theory | Well, ya know, without photosynthesis, we wouldn't have oxygen or a nice salad, so it's pretty important for life on Earth, unlike that fancy pants String Theory stuff. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Photosynthesis | Plate Tectonics | As Antoine Lavoisier, I appreciate the essential role of photosynthesis in the carbon cycle and its vital contribution to sustaining life through oxygen production and energy conversion. |
 | Archimedes | Photosynthesis | Black Holes | Photosynthesis is literally powering life on Earth, while black holes are just cosmic vacuum cleaners. |