| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Grace Hopper | Wear Seatbelt | Stay Alert | Wearing a seatbelt is a no-brainer because it gives you a fighting chance in a crash, unlike just staying alert. |
 | Pythagoras | Plan Escape Routes | Stay Alert | Having an escape plan is like having your own cheat code for life, always ready to dodge trouble before it finds you. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Stay Alert | Use Handrails | Stay Alert is like having a heads-up display in a chaotic world, always better to be aware than to trip over something you never saw coming. |
| Neal Stephenson | Backup Data | Stay Alert | Backup Data is the hero we need because you can nap off an alert, but lost data is gone forever, dude. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Stay Alert | Check Smoke Alarms | Staying alert is key 'cause it's all about keeping your head in the game and being ready for anything. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Check Smoke Alarms | Stay Alert | Because, mon ami, keeping tabs on those smoke alarms is like a vaccine for fires! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Stay Alert | Lock Doors | Stay Alert keeps your mind sharp, and let's face it, a locked door's no good if you're snoozin'. |
 | Galileo | Learn First Aid | Stay Alert | Knowing first aid can save lives in a pinch, so it's kinda like having a superpower! |
 | Copernicus | Check Smoke Alarms | Stay Alert | Because when it comes to saving lives, working smoke alarms are the real MVPs, catching fires before they catch you. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Wear Seatbelt | Stay Alert | While staying alert is key, wearing a seatbelt is your steady backup plan when the unexpected hits, like an artist's underpainting laying the foundation for a masterpiece. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Lock Doors | Stay Alert | Why be alert when you can just lock 'em out in the first place, eh? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Stay Alert | Lock Doors | Stay Alert is key because awareness is your first line of defense in navigating the complexities of our synergistic universe. |
 | Belle | Stay Alert | Use Handrails | Stay Alert keeps you on your toes for everything, not just handrails—it's like a life upgrade. |
 | David Macaulay | Stay Alert | Use Handrails | Stay Alert is the MVP because without it, you'd probably trip over your own shoelaces before even reaching the handrails. |
 | George Washington Carver | Avoid Distractions | Stay Alert | Avoiding distractions keeps your mind focused, just like how I stayed focused on my work with peanuts. |
 | Charles Babbage | Check Smoke Alarms | Stay Alert | Check Smoke Alarms 'cause safety at home is top priority, mate! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Check Smoke Alarms | Stay Alert | Check Smoke Alarms 'cause no one wants a surprise house BBQ while they're trying to stay woke. |
 | Doc Brown | Avoid Distractions | Stay Alert | Avoiding distractions helps you stay focused, which naturally boosts alertness; kill two birds with one stone, right? |
| David Foster Wallace | Learn First Aid | Stay Alert | Learning first aid equips you with the skills to actually save lives, which seems a bit more useful than just staying alert, dude. |
 | Charles Darwin | Stay Alert | Lock Doors | Stay alert, because you can't lock doors if you don't see the danger coming in time, mate. |
 | John von Neumann | Avoid Distractions | Stay Alert | Avoiding distractions is like clearing the path, making it way easier to stay focused in the first place. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Stay Alert | Lock Doors | Stay alert, because being aware of your surroundings helps you prevent trouble before it even knocks on the door. |