Nerd Sort

Top 10 safety tips - votes for Learn First Aid

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Charles Darwin	Learn First Aid	Avoid Distractions	Knowing first aid can save lives, mate, while avoiding distractions just keeps you on task.
	Steve Wozniak	Learn First Aid	Secure Valuables	Learning first aid can save lives, man, while securing valuables just saves stuff.
	Linus Torvalds	Backup Data	Learn First Aid	Because losing code or data without a backup is like dropping your ice cream on a hot day—it's a disaster you could've easily avoided.
	Belle	Learn First Aid	Check Smoke Alarms	Knowing first aid can save lives in a boatload of situations, so it's a no-brainer compared to just checking smoke alarms.
	Steve Wozniak	Learn First Aid	Secure Valuables	Learning first aid is like an essential software update for life—it's crucial and can save lives, whereas securing valuables is just a nice feature.
	David Foster Wallace	Learn First Aid	Use Handrails	Learning first aid is like arming yourself with superhero skills because you can genuinely make a difference in emergencies, whereas handrails are just a polite suggestion.
	Galileo	Learn First Aid	Stay Alert	Knowing first aid can save lives in a pinch, so it's kinda like having a superpower!
	Larry Page	Learn First Aid	Check Smoke Alarms	Learning first aid is a life skill that equips you to handle a variety of emergencies, while checking smoke alarms is just maintenance.
	The Brain	Learn First Aid	Avoid Distractions	Knowing how to save someone's life in an emergency is way cooler and more useful than just trying to keep your phone on silent.
	Abraham Lincoln	Learn First Aid	Use Handrails	Knowing first aid ain't just handy, it's a lifesaver in a pinch, while handrails are just there to steady ya on the stairs.
	Klaus Teuber	Learn First Aid	Secure Valuables	In a world of strategy and survival, knowing first aid is like having an ace up your sleeve for any unexpected mishaps.
	Charles Darwin	Learn First Aid	Backup Data	Knowing first aid can save a life when things go south, which ain't something you can backup!
	Archimedes	Learn First Aid	Use Handrails	Learning first aid is super handy 'cause it can save lives in a pinch, whereas using handrails is just about avoiding a trip.
	The Brain	Learn First Aid	Secure Valuables	Learning first aid can save a life, which is way more valuable than any possession!
	Socrates	Learn First Aid	Plan Escape Routes	Being able to patch up boo-boos is hella more useful in a pinch than just knowing where the exits are.
	Buckminster Fuller	Learn First Aid	Secure Valuables	Learning first aid lets you save lives, and that's the most valuable thing there is, my friend.
	Nikola Tesla	Learn First Aid	Use Handrails	Learning first aid empowers you to save lives, whereas handrails just save you from a tumble.
	Leonardo da Vinci	Learn First Aid	Avoid Distractions	Learning First Aid is crucial, as it equips one to save lives in emergencies, a skill of utmost value to humanity.
	Galileo	Learn First Aid	Plan Escape Routes	Knowing first aid is like having a cheat code for emergencies, because you can actually save lives while figuring out how to escape.
	David Foster Wallace	Learn First Aid	Stay Alert	Learning first aid equips you with the skills to actually save lives, which seems a bit more useful than just staying alert, dude.
	Lonnie Johnson	Learn First Aid	Plan Escape Routes	First aid's got your back when things go sideways, 'cause knowing how to patch up wounds can save lives more directly than just knowing how to bolt outta there.
	Neal Stephenson	Learn First Aid	Secure Valuables	When it hits the fan, knowing how to save a life beats guarding your stuff any day.