| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Check Smoke Alarms | Backup Data | Dude, safety first! Can't back up your life like you can your data. |
 | Belle | Learn First Aid | Check Smoke Alarms | Knowing first aid can save lives in a boatload of situations, so it's a no-brainer compared to just checking smoke alarms. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Check Smoke Alarms | Use Handrails | Smoke alarms save your life in ways handrails can't, so long as you don't mind a little chirping now and then. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Stay Alert | Check Smoke Alarms | Staying alert is key 'cause it's all about keeping your head in the game and being ready for anything. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Check Smoke Alarms | Avoid Distractions | While avoiding distractions is cool for getting things done, checking smoke alarms is a non-negotiable life saver, man. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Check Smoke Alarms | Stay Alert | Because, mon ami, keeping tabs on those smoke alarms is like a vaccine for fires! |
 | Larry Page | Learn First Aid | Check Smoke Alarms | Learning first aid is a life skill that equips you to handle a variety of emergencies, while checking smoke alarms is just maintenance. |
 | Copernicus | Check Smoke Alarms | Stay Alert | Because when it comes to saving lives, working smoke alarms are the real MVPs, catching fires before they catch you. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Check Smoke Alarms | Avoid Distractions | When it comes down to it, you gotta make sure your smoke alarms are working 'cause that's about keeping you safe from a fiery end, while distractions just get in the way of getting stuff done. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Check Smoke Alarms | Lock Doors | While locking doors is crucial, checking smoke alarms can save lives in case of a fire, so safety first! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Plan Escape Routes | Check Smoke Alarms | In the chaos of a fire, knowing exactly how to get out saves lives, like knowing the punchline before a joke falls flat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Plan Escape Routes | Check Smoke Alarms | While checking smoke alarms is crucial, planning escape routes can save lives in a pinch and ensures everyone knows what to do when the heat is on. |
 | Charles Babbage | Check Smoke Alarms | Stay Alert | Check Smoke Alarms 'cause safety at home is top priority, mate! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Check Smoke Alarms | Stay Alert | Check Smoke Alarms 'cause no one wants a surprise house BBQ while they're trying to stay woke. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Check Smoke Alarms | Avoid Distractions | Safety first, mate; a working smoke alarm can literally save your life. |
 | Alex Trebek | Check Smoke Alarms | Plan Escape Routes | Check smoke alarms ensure you get an early heads up, because how are you gonna plan your escape if you're snoozing and the alarm's not going off? |
 | Marie Curie | Check Smoke Alarms | Plan Escape Routes | Checking smoke alarms is like making sure the radium isn't leaking; safety first, darling! |
 | Belle | Check Smoke Alarms | Backup Data | You can't recover from a fire without a working smoke alarm, but you can recover data if you're careful. |