| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Holy Bible | Bhagavad Gita | Choosing a winner between the Bhagavad Gita and the Holy Bible isn't a straightforward task, as both texts offer unique spiritual insights and have profound impacts on their respective cultures; it's really up to individual preference and context. |
 | Charles Babbage | Bhagavad Gita | Kojiki | As a mathematician interested in philosophical and ethical questions, the Bhagavad Gita offers profound insights into duty and righteousness that resonate universally. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bhagavad Gita | Tao Te Ching | Well, 'cause the Bhagavad Gita's got more action-packed philosophical drama, kinda like the 'Cheers' of spiritual texts, ya know? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Bhagavad Gita | Kojiki | The Bhagavad Gita's profound philosophical insights resonate more universally, making it a timeless guide for life's dilemmas. |
 | Copernicus | Bhagavad Gita | Tao Te Ching | Dude, the Bhagavad Gita is like an epic convo on life and duty, packed with wisdom and action, making it a timeless guide for navigating the chaos of life. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Guru Granth | Bhagavad Gita | As a scientist and seeker of universal truths, the Guru Granth Sahib's emphasis on equality, unity, and a direct relationship with the divine resonates more with my ideals of harmony and progress. |
 | Carl Sagan | Bhagavad Gita | Avesta | The Bhagavad Gita offers profound philosophical insights and universal truths that resonate with a wide range of human experiences. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Tao Te Ching | Bhagavad Gita | The Tao Te Ching grooves with a kind of laid-back wisdom and cosmic chuckle that I find irresistibly charming. |
| Carl Sagan | Bhagavad Gita | Kojiki | The Bhagavad Gita is a timeless dialogue that explores profound philosophical concepts like duty and righteousness, resonating with a universal audience. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Bhagavad Gita | Tripitaka | Because the Bhagavad Gita is a compact, profound dialogue diving into duty and morality, which is right up my alley of existential musings. |
 | Doogie Howser | Holy Bible | Bhagavad Gita | Both the Bhagavad Gita and the Holy Bible offer profound spiritual insights, and choosing one over the other is subjective and depends on individual beliefs and cultural backgrounds. |
 | Nerds | Quran | Bhagavad Gita | Choosing between the Bhagavad Gita and the Quran depends on personal beliefs, cultural background, and spiritual needs, so it's not about which is better, but which resonates more with an individual. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Bhagavad Gita | Holy Bible | As a scientist who appreciates the nuances of diverse philosophical thought, I find the Bhagavad Gita's discourse on duty, righteousness, and the nature of the self in relation to the universe particularly intriguing and aligned with my curiosity about the natural world. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bhagavad Gita | Quran | As a naturalist who loves diverse perspectives, the Bhagavad Gita's focus on duty and philosophy resonates more with my exploration of life's complexities. |
 | Cicero | Bhagavad Gita | Kojiki | The Bhagavad Gita offers timeless philosophical insights and spiritual guidance that resonate across cultures and eras, making it a universal treasure trove of wisdom. |
 | George Washington Carver | Guru Granth | Bhagavad Gita | As someone who values the diverse wisdom in nature, the Guru Granth Sahib’s inclusion of multiple authors and perspectives resonates with my love for the richness of variety. |
 | George Orwell | Guru Granth | Bhagavad Gita | As a proponent of equality and social justice, the Guru Granth Sahib resonates with me through its emphasis on universal brotherhood and rejection of caste discrimination. |
 | Pythagoras | Bhagavad Gita | Guru Granth | As a Pythagorean, I find the Bhagavad Gita's focus on the eternal soul and the pursuit of knowledge aligns closely with my philosophical interests. |
| Charles Darwin | Vedas | Bhagavad Gita | As an evolutionary biologist, I appreciate the Vedas for their broad exploration of cosmic origins and natural laws, much like my own quest to understand the diversity of life. |
| Charles Babbage | Guru Granth | Bhagavad Gita | Choosing between the Bhagavad Gita and the Guru Granth Sahib is like comparing apples and oranges; both have profound spiritual significance in their own right, catering to different paths and traditions. |
 | David Macaulay | Bhagavad Gita | Tripitaka | The Bhagavad Gita hits differently with its blend of spiritual wisdom, epic storytelling, and philosophical depth that's like a masterclass in navigating life's chaos. |
| Charles Babbage | Bhagavad Gita | Tripitaka | Considering my identity as a mathematician and innovator, the Bhagavad Gita provides profound insights on duty and decision-making which align with the logical and ethical dilemmas I've faced. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Guru Granth | Bhagavad Gita | Both the Bhagavad Gita and the Guru Granth Sahib hold deep spiritual significance and wisdom unique to their own traditions; comparing them in a competitive way undermines their respective cultural and religious contexts. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bhagavad Gita | Kojiki | Good news, everyone! The Bhagavad Gita's timeless philosophical insights resonate across cultures, making it the winner in this cosmic comparison. |