| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Ottoman | Yamato | The Ottomans were a game-changer in history with their long-lasting empire and innovative approaches to warfare and governance. |
 | Socrates | Yamato | Capet | Yamato's got that legendary status and heft that just can't be ignored, you know? |
 | David Macaulay | Yamato | Hohenzollern | Yamato packs more firepower and armor, making it the ultimate battleship for dominating the seas. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Yamato | Hohenzollern | With raw firepower and thick armor, the Yamato flexes its muscles as the ultimate heavyweight champion of the seas. |
 | George Washington Carver | Bourbon | Yamato | Well, I reckon Bourbon's got that rich, deep flavor that's as smooth as silk, making it the real treat, much like how a good peanut crop can make your year. |
 | Carl Sagan | Yamato | Habsburg | While the Habsburgs had a long dynastic reign, the Yamato clan's cultural legacy and continuous imperial lineage make it a timeless wonder of history. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Yamato | Romanov | The Yamato, with its advanced naval technology and massive firepower, represents a pinnacle of engineering that resonates with my love for innovation and invention. |
 | George Orwell | Yamato | Hanover | In the spirit of Orwellian foresight, Yamato's prowess represents an indomitable strength and discipline that eclipses Hanover's more conventional appeal. |
 | Archimedes | Yamato | Ming | Yamato's got that sleek design and historical weight that just feels unbeatable. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Capet | Yamato | Capet's got that classic flair that's like a comfy old hoodie, just feels right every time. |
 | Larry Page | Yamato | Ming | Yamato's got that sleek, solid design and tech that just makes it a powerhouse, no contest. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Yamato | Windsor | Well, ya know, the Yamato was the biggest battleship ever built, so it's like comparing a great white shark to a minnow. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Yamato | Hanover | As a man of science, I'd say Yamato's technological advancements and sheer firepower would likely give it the edge in a naval clash. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Yamato | Hanover | Yamato's legendary status as the largest battleship ever built just edges out Hanover's historical significance. |
 | John von Neumann | Yamato | Hohenzollern | Yamato's sheer size and firepower make it the Goliath of the seas, overshadowing the Hohenzollern in a head-to-head showdown. |
| David Macaulay | Yamato | Habsburg | The Yamato was a badass battleship that packed way more firepower and armor compared to the political drama of the Habsburgs. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Hanover | Yamato | Hanover's got that quaint charm and a dash of history that makes you feel like you're stepping into a Vonnegut novel, where every street corner whispers a story. |
 | Marie Curie | Yamato | Habsburg | In the realm of science and discovery, the Yamato dynasty's influence in Japan's modernization and technological advancement gives it a slight edge over the historically significant but politically entangled Habsburgs. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Yamato | Hohenzollern | Yamato packs a bigger punch with its massive guns and armor, making it a behemoth in naval warfare. |
 | Andy Weir | Yamato | Ming | The Yamato's sheer firepower and historical significance make it the ultimate battleship badass in my book. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Ming | Yamato | Ming's got the spice and flair that just can't be beat, leaving Yamato in a trail of dust. |