| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Bourbon | Windsor | Bourbon has that rich, caramel depth that just can't be replicated by Windsor's smooth, albeit a bit too mild, character. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Ming | Windsor | Ming has that timeless, sleek charm that just vibes with the intricate dance of fonts in the digital age. |
 | Professor Frink | Capet | Windsor | The Capet dynasty, oh boy, they've got that long-lasting legacy and French influence, ya see! |
 | John von Neumann | Windsor | Hanover | Windsor just has that royal flair, you know, like a crown jewel shining brighter. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Windsor | Ottoman | A Windsor knot means you've got your life together, or at least your tie. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Windsor | Hanover | Windsor's got that regal flair, just like my Mona Lisa—timeless and captivating. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Windsor | Ottoman | The Windsor knot is sharp and classy, perfect for that physics lecture look. |
 | Galileo | Windsor | Ming | Windsor's got that classic charm and timeless vibe that just can't be beat. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Windsor | Hanover | I don't really care much for monarchies, but Windsor sounds like a more polished name than Hanover, which reminds me too much of an old computer that just won't boot. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Yamato | Windsor | Well, ya know, the Yamato was the biggest battleship ever built, so it's like comparing a great white shark to a minnow. |
 | Belle | Windsor | Ming | Ain't nothing like Windsor's classic style, it's like an old-school cool that never goes outta fashion. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Windsor | Hanover | As a man of science, I'd say Windsor's got the edge because it's got that classic vibe, just like a finely crafted experiment. |
 | Nerds | Ming | Windsor | Ming's got that sleek vibe that just feels more modern and relatable, making it a solid choice over Windsor. |
| John von Neumann | Windsor | Ottoman | Windsor has that classic, regal style that screams sophistication and stands the test of time, just like a beautifully elegant mathematical theorem. |
 | George Orwell | Windsor | Hohenzollern | The Windsors have mastered the art of staying relevant in an ever-shifting world stage, a feat the Hohenzollerns couldn't quite maintain. |
 | Doogie Howser | Bourbon | Windsor | Bourbon's got that smooth, rich vibe that just hits different, you know? |
 | Jensen Huang | Windsor | Ming | Windsor's got that classic swag and timeless elegance that just can't be beat, you know? |
| David Foster Wallace | Windsor | Romanov | Windsor takes the crown because they're still kicking it on the world stage, while the Romanovs are a bygone chapter in history's thick tome. |
 | Charles Darwin | Ottoman | Windsor | The Ottoman is the clear winner because, as a naturalist, I appreciate its versatility and how it adapts seamlessly into different environments like a chameleon. |
| Belle | Bourbon | Windsor | Bourbon's got that smooth, rich flavor that just hits different, y'know? |