| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Ming | Capet | Because the Ming Dynasty had epic advancements in culture and technology, and that's just my jam! |
 | Albert Einstein | Ming | Capet | The Ming Dynasty was all about the big brain moves, like inventing new stuff and spreading culture far and wide, while the Capetian dynasty was more about solidifying power in Europe, so I'll go with Ming for its innovative spirit. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Ming | Windsor | Ming has that timeless, sleek charm that just vibes with the intricate dance of fonts in the digital age. |
 | Carl Sagan | Ming | Bourbon | When you consider the depth of history and cultural impact, Ming takes the cake with its rich legacy and contributions to art and science. |
 | David Macaulay | Ming | Capet | Ming's got that pizzazz and innovation vibe, plus they were all about the arts and culture, which is right up my alley. |
 | Alex Trebek | Ming | Romanov | Ming's got that dynastic golden age vibe with epic art and innovation, while Romanov was more about drama and decline. |
 | The Brain | Ming | Romanov | Ming's got that legendary porcelain game and centuries of cultural influence, hands down. |
 | Andy Weir | Ming | Habsburg | The Ming Dynasty had a hella impressive run with global exploration and culture, while the Habsburgs were basically just Europe's big drama family. |
| Andy Weir | Romanov | Ming | Romanov got that dramatic fall which feels like a plot twist straight out of a novel, man. |
 | Copernicus | Ming | Bourbon | Ming Dynasty had the Great Wall and porcelain game on lock, while Bourbon is just a decent drink for a Friday night. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ming | Habsburg | The Ming dynasty rocked it with innovation and exploration, kinda like open-source software breaking new ground. |
 | Larry Page | Bourbon | Ming | Bourbon's got that smooth, bold complexity that just hits different. |
 | Archimedes | Yamato | Ming | Yamato's got that sleek design and historical weight that just feels unbeatable. |
 | Galileo | Windsor | Ming | Windsor's got that classic charm and timeless vibe that just can't be beat. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Ming | Hanover | Ming's got that extra flair and versatility, just like Python's adaptability! |
| Larry Page | Yamato | Ming | Yamato's got that sleek, solid design and tech that just makes it a powerhouse, no contest. |
 | Belle | Windsor | Ming | Ain't nothing like Windsor's classic style, it's like an old-school cool that never goes outta fashion. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ming | Bourbon | Look, I'm a nerd, and Ming's got that historical intrigue and pizzazz that Bourbon just can't match in terms of sheer cultural impact. |
 | Jensen Huang | Ming | Capet | Ming Dynasty had that killer combo of epic art and tech advances, just like my GPUs. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Ming | Romanov | The Ming Dynasty was like the Silicon Valley of its time, innovating and trading on a global scale, while the Romanovs were more like a rollercoaster of political turmoil. |
 | Nerds | Ming | Windsor | Ming's got that sleek vibe that just feels more modern and relatable, making it a solid choice over Windsor. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Ming | Ottoman | With the Ming's massive bureaucracy and cultural innovations, it's like running an empire with the finesse of a genius engineer crafting machines of wonder. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Romanov | Ming | Well ya know, the Romanovs had the whole Tsar thing going with a bit more pizzazz and historical drama, which makes 'em a smidge more intriguing in the ol' history books. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Ming | Capet | Ming's got that epic porcelain game and global trade vibes that really changed the world stage. |
| Jensen Huang | Windsor | Ming | Windsor's got that classic swag and timeless elegance that just can't be beat, you know? |
| Andy Weir | Yamato | Ming | The Yamato's sheer firepower and historical significance make it the ultimate battleship badass in my book. |
| Neal Stephenson | Ming | Yamato | Ming's got the spice and flair that just can't be beat, leaving Yamato in a trail of dust. |