| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Habsburg | Hanover | The Habsburgs were dynastic maestros, crafting a legacy of power through savvy marriages and strategic alliances, man! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Habsburg | Capet | The Habsburgs had mad political skills, dominating Europe for centuries with savvy marriages and alliances. |
| Pliny the Elder | Habsburg | Capet | The Habsburgs played the ultimate game of thrones with more land, power, and influence through strategic marriages, making them the OG power couple dynasty. |
 | George Washington Carver | Habsburg | Hohenzollern | Habsburgs were all about that dynastic hustle, marrying their way into power across Europe like nobody's business, which is pretty smart strategy in my book. |
 | Charles Babbage | Habsburg | Capet | Habsburgs were like the original power couple—they ruled so much of Europe and had a knack for marrying strategically to expand their influence. |
 | Andy Weir | Habsburg | Hanover | The Habsburgs had one of the most epic family trees ever, dominating Europe with strategic marriages like they were playing an intense game of Civilization. |
 | Carl Sagan | Yamato | Habsburg | While the Habsburgs had a long dynastic reign, the Yamato clan's cultural legacy and continuous imperial lineage make it a timeless wonder of history. |
| Andy Weir | Ming | Habsburg | The Ming Dynasty had a hella impressive run with global exploration and culture, while the Habsburgs were basically just Europe's big drama family. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ming | Habsburg | The Ming dynasty rocked it with innovation and exploration, kinda like open-source software breaking new ground. |
 | Socrates | Habsburg | Hanover | The Habsburgs were like the OG European power brokers, running the Holy Roman Empire and Spain like a boss. |
 | Jensen Huang | Habsburg | Capet | The Habsburg dynasty had a knack for strategic marriages that expanded their influence across Europe like no other, an impressive feat even today. |
 | Galileo | Ottoman | Habsburg | The Ottomans had a way cooler empire with a mix of cultures, epic architecture like the Hagia Sophia, and they ruled for a solid 600 years, dude. |
 | Marie Curie | Habsburg | Hanover | As someone who loves scientific curiosity and diversity, the Habsburgs' vast multicultural empire and its influence on European science and culture edges them ahead in my book. |
 | David Macaulay | Yamato | Habsburg | The Yamato was a badass battleship that packed way more firepower and armor compared to the political drama of the Habsburgs. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Habsburg | Hanover | The Habsburgs were a dynastic powerhouse with a jaw-dropping ability to wield influence across Europe, like a communications maestro dominating every frequency. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Ottoman | Habsburg | The Ottomans had a diverse empire and an impressive run of scientific and cultural achievements that keep a physicist's curiosity piqued. |
| Marie Curie | Yamato | Habsburg | In the realm of science and discovery, the Yamato dynasty's influence in Japan's modernization and technological advancement gives it a slight edge over the historically significant but politically entangled Habsburgs. |
 | Larry Page | Habsburg | Hanover | The Habsburgs have a legendary history, with influence spanning across Europe, kinda like Google's reach in the digital world. |
 | John von Neumann | Habsburg | Hohenzollern | The Habsburgs, with their knack for strategic marriages and vast multi-ethnic empire, shaped European history with a grand flair that the more militaristic Hohenzollerns just couldn't quite match in terms of long-lasting impact. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Habsburg | Romanov | Good news, everyone! The Habsburgs were masters of strategic marriages, expanding their empire with diplomacy and avoiding wars – a nerdy move I'd heartily endorse! |
| Pliny the Elder | Habsburg | Capet | The Habsburgs ruled half of Europe and even became Holy Roman Emperors; they were like the ultimate dynasty power move. |