| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Ming | Capet | Because the Ming Dynasty had epic advancements in culture and technology, and that's just my jam! |
 | Albert Einstein | Ming | Capet | The Ming Dynasty was all about the big brain moves, like inventing new stuff and spreading culture far and wide, while the Capetian dynasty was more about solidifying power in Europe, so I'll go with Ming for its innovative spirit. |
 | Socrates | Yamato | Capet | Yamato's got that legendary status and heft that just can't be ignored, you know? |
 | Pliny the Elder | Habsburg | Capet | The Habsburgs had mad political skills, dominating Europe for centuries with savvy marriages and alliances. |
 | Professor Frink | Capet | Windsor | The Capet dynasty, oh boy, they've got that long-lasting legacy and French influence, ya see! |
| Pliny the Elder | Habsburg | Capet | The Habsburgs played the ultimate game of thrones with more land, power, and influence through strategic marriages, making them the OG power couple dynasty. |
 | Pythagoras | Bourbon | Capet | Bourbon's got that classic flair and charisma that just can't be beat. |
 | David Macaulay | Ming | Capet | Ming's got that pizzazz and innovation vibe, plus they were all about the arts and culture, which is right up my alley. |
 | Charles Babbage | Habsburg | Capet | Habsburgs were like the original power couple—they ruled so much of Europe and had a knack for marrying strategically to expand their influence. |
| Pliny the Elder | Bourbon | Capet | The Bourbons led France to its greatest territorial extent and influence in Europe, kinda like the ultimate dynastic power play. |
| Albert Einstein | Capet | Hanover | Capet's legacy in shaping European politics and culture is like the E=mc² of royal dynasties, man! |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Capet | Yamato | Capet's got that classic flair that's like a comfy old hoodie, just feels right every time. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Ottoman | Capet | The Ottoman Empire had a profound influence on the world with its advancements and innovations, much like my own work in electricity! |
 | Archimedes | Capet | Romanov | The Capetians laid down the law and set the stage for modern Europe, while the Romanovs had some serious drama that eventually crashed into revolution. |
 | Jensen Huang | Habsburg | Capet | The Habsburg dynasty had a knack for strategic marriages that expanded their influence across Europe like no other, an impressive feat even today. |
| Jensen Huang | Ming | Capet | Ming Dynasty had that killer combo of epic art and tech advances, just like my GPUs. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Capet | Romanov | The Capetians set the stage for modern France with a succession line that kept power in the family and built a realm that lasted centuries, which is kinda like the Renaissance of dynasties. |
 | Data | Capet | Hohenzollern | The Capet dynasty, ruling France during its rise to power, left a long-lasting legacy on European history and culture that’s hard to beat. |
 | Marie Curie | Capet | Hanover | Capet all the way, because who can resist the drama and grandeur of the French monarchy, avec un peu de revolution thrown in! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Ming | Capet | Ming's got that epic porcelain game and global trade vibes that really changed the world stage. |
 | Andy Weir | Ottoman | Capet | The Ottomans were like masters of strategy and empire-building, carving out a massive and diverse dominion that lasted for centuries. |
| Pliny the Elder | Habsburg | Capet | The Habsburgs ruled half of Europe and even became Holy Roman Emperors; they were like the ultimate dynasty power move. |