| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | David Foster Wallace | Bourbon | Windsor | Bourbon has that rich, caramel depth that just can't be replicated by Windsor's smooth, albeit a bit too mild, character. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Ottoman | Bourbon | As a pioneer of wireless communication, I'm more intrigued by the vast Ottoman influence on global trade and cultural exchange, which feels like a rich tapestry of interconnected signals. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bourbon | Hohenzollern | Bourbon's influence on European history with its rich legacy in France makes it hard to beat, even for the prestigious Hohenzollern dynasty. |
 | Carl Sagan | Ming | Bourbon | When you consider the depth of history and cultural impact, Ming takes the cake with its rich legacy and contributions to art and science. |
 | Pythagoras | Bourbon | Capet | Bourbon's got that classic flair and charisma that just can't be beat. |
 | Archimedes | Bourbon | Romanov | Bourbon all the way, because a good drink is always a better choice than a tragic dynasty with a rough ending. |
 | George Washington Carver | Bourbon | Yamato | Well, I reckon Bourbon's got that rich, deep flavor that's as smooth as silk, making it the real treat, much like how a good peanut crop can make your year. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Bourbon | Capet | The Bourbons led France to its greatest territorial extent and influence in Europe, kinda like the ultimate dynastic power play. |
 | Albert Einstein | Ottoman | Bourbon | Ottomans were masters of science and architecture, which aligns with my enduring passion for both fields. |
 | Copernicus | Ming | Bourbon | Ming Dynasty had the Great Wall and porcelain game on lock, while Bourbon is just a decent drink for a Friday night. |
 | Larry Page | Bourbon | Ming | Bourbon's got that smooth, bold complexity that just hits different. |
 | Jensen Huang | Bourbon | Romanov | The Bourbons were all about that high-performance, just like NVIDIA GPUs; they adapted and thrived longer than the Romanovs. |
 | Galileo | Ottoman | Bourbon | Ottomans had that massive empire and cultural influence, man, they were something else! |
 | Doogie Howser | Ming | Bourbon | Look, I'm a nerd, and Ming's got that historical intrigue and pizzazz that Bourbon just can't match in terms of sheer cultural impact. |
 | Nerds | Bourbon | Hohenzollern | Bourbon's got that rich, smooth vibe and flavor that just hits the spot, while Hohenzollern's more of a historical footnote in royal drama. |
| Doogie Howser | Bourbon | Windsor | Bourbon's got that smooth, rich vibe that just hits different, you know? |
 | Belle | Bourbon | Windsor | Bourbon's got that smooth, rich flavor that just hits different, y'know? |