| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Optimus Prime | C-3PO | Optimus Prime's got that badass leadership and can transform into a truck; C-3PO's just a polite droid with too much anxiety. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Wall-E | C-3PO | Wall-E's got that heart and spunk that C-3PO's protocols just can't compete with! |
 | Klaus Teuber | C-3PO | Claptrap | C-3PO's got that classic charm and diplomacy that a game's universe needs, like having a trusty wheat resource in Catan. |
 | Professor Frink | C-3PO | Claptrap | Oh, glayven, C-3PO is the winner because he's got the etiquette and protocol, plus he's fluent in over six million forms of communication, which is pretty handy when dealing with galactic diplomacy, hoo boy! |
| Ada Lovelace | Optimus Prime | C-3PO | Optimus Prime is the ultimate leader and warrior who saves universes, while C-3PO mostly worries and translates stuff—Optimus is just way cooler! |
| Klaus Teuber | R2-D2 | C-3PO | R2-D2's resourcefulness and bravery are perfect for navigating the unpredictable world of Catan, just like a true Settler! |
 | Archimedes | Wall-E | C-3PO | Wall-E's got heart, and he saved the planet while C-3PO mostly just worried about everything. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Baymax | C-3PO | Well, ya see, Baymax has that comforting bedside manner that'd make him a hit in any Boston bar, unlike C-3PO who's more likely to spill your drink while jabberin' on in six million languages. |
 | Doogie Howser | Optimus Prime | C-3PO | Optimus Prime is a badass leader who can turn into a truck and save the world, while C-3PO is just a worrywart translator. |
 | George Orwell | K-9 | C-3PO | K-9's got that loyal and resourceful vibe, kinda like a tech-savvy man's best friend, while C-3PO's more about etiquette and translation, which can be a bit stiff sometimes. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Data | C-3PO | Data's got the full package with his emotional growth and mad computing skills, while C-3PO's just a prissy protocol droid with a knack for panicking. |
 | Alex Trebek | Wall-E | C-3PO | Wall-E's got that heart and charm, making him the robot we'd all want to hang out and save the planet with. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Wall-E | C-3PO | Wall-E's got that heart and charm combo that just speaks to the soul, making any tech nerd proud. |
 | David Macaulay | Wall-E | C-3PO | Because Wall-E's got that adventurous spirit and heart, which just makes him the little robot that could, y'know? |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Data | C-3PO | Data's got the versatility and smarts to tackle complex missions, while C-3PO is mostly just fluent in whining and etiquette. |
| Steve Wozniak | Data | C-3PO | Data's got it all: brains, brawn, and a curiosity for what makes us human – C-3PO's just too prissy for my taste. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | C-3PO | Claptrap | C-3PO's got that smooth etiquette and diplomatic flair that a classy inventor like me can't resist; he's the gold standard... literally. |
| Steve Wozniak | C-3PO | Claptrap | C-3PO's got the etiquette and language skills to keep things classy and smooth, just like I appreciate in tech. |
| Ada Lovelace | C-3PO | K-9 | As the OG protocol droid, C-3PO's fluency in over six million languages makes him the ultimate galactic translator and diplomat. |
 | Socrates | Baymax | C-3PO | Because Baymax is like a cuddly healthcare companion who saves lives, while C-3PO is just a whiny protocol droid with anxiety issues. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Optimus Prime | C-3PO | Optimus Prime is a total badass who can transform and roll out, while C-3PO is just a prissy protocol droid with anxiety issues. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | K-9 | C-3PO | K-9's got that loyal, kick-butt attitude, plus he's a dog, and who doesn't love a robo-dog with a laser? |
| Cliff Clavin | K-9 | C-3PO | Well, ya know, K-9's got that canine charm and is way more loyal, plus he can take out a Dalek with a laser beam, so that's gotta count for somethin', right? |
| Alan Mathison Turing | K-9 | C-3PO | K-9's got that lovable sass and loyalty, while C-3PO is always in a bit of a dither. |