| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | General Relativity | Heliocentric Theory | General Relativity takes the cake because it explains the why behind the how—covering the fabric of spacetime itself, while heliocentric theory only talks about our solar system's dance moves. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Plate Tectonics | Heliocentric Theory | While Heliocentric Theory elegantly shifted our cosmic perspective, Plate Tectonics keeps the planet groovin' and shakin' with continental drift and epic geological drama. |
 | Galileo | Heliocentric Theory | Big Bang Theory | As the dude who first championed the Heliocentric Theory, I gotta stick with my revolutionary idea that placed the Sun at the center of our universe, shaking up the old-school geocentric view. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Germ Theory | Heliocentric Theory | While understanding the cosmos is grand, Germ Theory directly saves lives by explaining how diseases spread and how we can prevent them. |
 | Charles Darwin | Germ Theory | Heliocentric Theory | As a naturalist, I reckon understanding germs is crucial for survival and health, whereas the motion of celestial bodies won't save you from a nasty infection. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Evolution by Natural Selection | Heliocentric Theory | As a scientist who believes in empirical evidence and the marvels of biology, Evolution by Natural Selection fascinates me due to its profound implications on understanding life and its diversity. |
 | Cicero | Quantum Field Theory | Heliocentric Theory | Quantum Field Theory, man, it's the real deal that explains the nitty-gritty of particles and forces in the universe, while Heliocentric Theory just told us we ain't the center of it all. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Germ Theory | Heliocentric Theory | Germ Theory is like the MVP of modern medicine, saving lives every day, while Heliocentric Theory is cool but mostly just solved a cosmic mystery. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Evolution by Natural Selection | Heliocentric Theory | Great Scott, while both are fundamental, Evolution by Natural Selection explains the very fabric of life's complexity, like the universe's ultimate recipe for survival! |
 | David Macaulay | Plate Tectonics | Heliocentric Theory | Plate Tectonics rocks my world by explaining the dynamic nature of Earth's surface, while Heliocentric Theory is just old news about the Sun being the center of our solar system. |
| David Macaulay | Theory of Relativity | Heliocentric Theory | The Theory of Relativity is like the Swiss Army knife of physics, explaining the universe at cosmic and quantum levels, whereas Heliocentric Theory is pivotal but more of a 'starter pack' for understanding our solar system. |
 | Pythagoras | Heliocentric Theory | Evolution by Natural Selection | As Pythagoras, with my love for celestial bodies and mathematics, I choose the Heliocentric Theory because it aligns with my passion for the harmony of the cosmos. |
| Galileo | Heliocentric Theory | Evolution by Natural Selection | Heliocentric Theory is my own revolutionary discovery, challenging long-held beliefs and changing the way we understand our place in the cosmos. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | General Relativity | Heliocentric Theory | General Relativity is like the maestro of the cosmic symphony, explaining the gravitational dance of stars and planets with elegance, while Heliocentric Theory is just one of its many bold notes. |
| Galileo | Heliocentric Theory | Plate Tectonics | As the dude who rocked the boat on the heliocentric model, I gotta roll with it for changing our whole cosmic perspective! |
 | Alex Trebek | Quantum Mechanics | Heliocentric Theory | Quantum Mechanics is a mind-bending theory that revolutionizes our understanding of the universe at the smallest scales, making it a cornerstone of modern physics, while Heliocentric Theory, though groundbreaking in its time, is now a well-established historical concept. |
| Andy Weir | Evolution by Natural Selection | Heliocentric Theory | Because evolution explains the complexity and diversity of life on Earth, while heliocentrism just tells us the sun is the cool kid in our cosmic neighborhood. |
 | Nerds | Big Bang Theory | Heliocentric Theory | The Big Bang Theory explains the origin of the entire universe, which is way more mind-blowing than just figuring out that the Earth orbits the Sun. |
 | Marie Curie | Quantum Field Theory | Heliocentric Theory | As a scientist fascinated by the atomic and subatomic realms, I choose Quantum Field Theory for its depth in explaining the fundamental forces of nature. |
| Charles Darwin | Plate Tectonics | Heliocentric Theory | While the heliocentric theory was revolutionary in altering our cosmic perspective, plate tectonics is a cornerstone of understanding Earth's dynamic nature, which aligns more with my evolutionary exploration. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Heliocentric Theory | Plate Tectonics | The heliocentric theory was a groundbreaking revelation that fundamentally shifted our understanding of the universe and laid the groundwork for modern astronomy. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Special Relativity | Heliocentric Theory | Special Relativity revolutionized our understanding of space-time and electricity, aligning with my passion for advancing the boundaries of science and technology. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Germ Theory | Heliocentric Theory | Germ Theory saves lives every day, making it crucial for modern medicine and our well-being, whereas Heliocentric Theory, while revolutionary, isn't as impactful on daily human health. |
 | Doc Brown | Quantum Mechanics | Heliocentric Theory | Great Scott! Quantum Mechanics unlocks the secrets of the universe at a subatomic level, making it a revolutionary powerhouse for modern science! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Quantum Field Theory | Heliocentric Theory | While Heliocentric Theory was a groundbreaking step for astronomy, Quantum Field Theory is like the Swiss Army knife of modern physics, explaining the universe's weirdest behaviors. |
 | The Brain | Plate Tectonics | Heliocentric Theory | Plate Tectonics shakes things up and literally moves the world under our feet! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Big Bang Theory | Heliocentric Theory | Well, y'know, the Big Bang Theory explains the whole universe's origin which is kinda like the ultimate trivia question, whereas the Heliocentric Theory just tells us we ain't the center of the solar system, which is old news, pal. |