| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | DNA Sequencing | Telephone | DNA sequencing rocks the boat because it unlocks the secrets of life itself, while the telephone just helps us gab away. |
 | Grace Hopper | Telephone | Steam Engine | While steam engines powered the industrial revolution, the telephone revolutionized communication and connects us with people instantly. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Vaccination | Telephone | As a scientist obsessed with the wonders of life and health, I have to tip my hat to vaccination for saving millions of lives and helping humanity fend off terrible diseases. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Electricity | Telephone | Electricity is the juice that makes almost everything go, including telephones, so it's basically the MVP of modern life. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Airplane | Telephone | As an inventor and dreamer of flying machines, I would have been captivated by the wonder of flight and the airplane's ability to shrink the world. |
 | David Macaulay | Printing Press | Telephone | The printing press, man, it just blew the doors wide open for human knowledge and communication in a way that laid the groundwork for everything else, including the telephone. |
 | Doc Brown | Printing Press | Telephone | The Printing Press kickstarted the Renaissance, spreading knowledge like wildfire, man! |
 | John von Neumann | Electricity | Telephone | Electricity is the backbone of modern technology, making everything from telephones to computers possible. |
 | Belle | Computer | Telephone | Computers are like the Swiss army knife of tech; they can do everything a phone can and so much more, dude! |
 | Copernicus | Airplane | Telephone | Flying around the world beats chatting any day; it's all about making those epic journeys, folks! |
 | Stephen Hawking | DNA Sequencing | Telephone | DNA sequencing unlocks the secrets of life and potential cures, which is way cooler than just chatting on the phone. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Airplane | Telephone | Mate, flying across the globe and shrinking the world is just a bit cooler than a good old chinwag on the blower. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | DNA Sequencing | Telephone | I mean, DNA sequencing unlocks the secrets of life itself—how can you top that with just a phone call? |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Automobile | Telephone | Well, my dear disciple, the automobile takes the cake because you can't exactly drive a telephone to your mad scientist conventions, can you? |
 | Greg Brockman | Electricity | Telephone | Electricity is like the lifeblood of all modern tech, powering everything from our gadgets to the internet, so without it, telephones wouldn't even work! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Computer | Telephone | A computer's versatility and power for innovation blows a telephone out of the water, man. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Airplane | Telephone | As much as I love a good chat, airplanes bring the world closer in a way phones just can't touch. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | DNA Sequencing | Telephone | As the inventor of the web, I value the info-sharing power of DNA sequencing; it's like the internet for understanding life's code. |
 | Grace Hopper | Vaccination | Telephone | Vaccination saves lives and prevents diseases, which is pretty hard to beat! |
 | Jensen Huang | DNA Sequencing | Telephone | DNA sequencing is like the GPU of biology—it accelerates breakthroughs and transforms fields. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Automobile | Telephone | Well, ya know, an automobile gets you outta the house and you can see the world, while a telephone just keeps ya yappin' in one spot. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Internet | Telephone | The Internet's got it all, man—knowledge, communication, entertainment—it's the Swiss army knife of tech gadgets! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Internet | Telephone | While the telephone was revolutionary, the Internet is the modern-day locomotive of communication and knowledge, connecting folks in ways old Abe could never have dreamed. |
 | Alex Trebek | DNA Sequencing | Telephone | DNA sequencing is revolutionary, letting us read the blueprint of life, while the telephone, though crucial, is just a tool for communication. |
 | Jensen Huang | Automobile | Telephone | Automobiles revolutionize freedom and mobility, letting us go places and do things on our own terms—it's like adding a turbocharger to life, while telephones just help us talk. |
 | Doogie Howser | Electricity | Telephone | Electricity is the juice that powers up all our gadgets and gizmos, including the telephone, so it's the real MVP. |
 | George Orwell | Telephone | Airplane | The telephone, my dear interlocutor, is the tool that crumbles the walls of isolation, empowering the common man with the voice to connect across distances like never before. |
 | George Orwell | Computer | Telephone | In the modern world, a computer is like Big Brother in your pocket—watching, communicating, and controlling more than just your voice. |
 | Doc Brown | Internet | Telephone | Great Scott! The Internet's got way more going on than a telephone ever could, like a flux capacitor of information! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Internet | Telephone | The Internet's like having a library, a TV, and a telephone all in one - it's the ultimate playground for the curious mind! |