| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | DNA Sequencing | Printing Press | DNA Sequencing is like decoding the ultimate manual of life, giving us insights into everything from health to evolution, whereas the Printing Press just helped us spread what we already knew. |
 | Albert Einstein | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet is like a turbocharged Printing Press, spreading knowledge faster and to more people globally than ever before. |
 | Doc Brown | Printing Press | Automobile | Great Scott! The Printing Press kicked off the whole information age, like a flux capacitor for human knowledge! |
 | Belle | Printing Press | Steam Engine | The Printing Press, man, it totally revolutionized knowledge sharing and education, laying the groundwork for modern society, while the Steam Engine's just about getting places faster. |
 | Charles Darwin | Printing Press | Airplane | The printing press sparked an intellectual revolution, paving the road for scientific and cultural evolution in ways that an airplane simply can't match. |
 | Galileo | Internet | Printing Press | While the printing press was revolutionary for its time, paving the way for mass literacy and the spread of knowledge, the internet takes it to another level entirely with its instantaneous global communication and unlimited access to information—it's like comparing a candle to the sun. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Electricity | Printing Press | Electricity powers everything from our homes to the Internet, making it the true game-changer in our modern tech-driven world. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Printing Press | Airplane | Well, ya see, the printing press revolutionized the spread of knowledge much like Norm revolutionizes the spread of happiness at Cheers, so it's a no-brainer there, buddy! |
 | David Macaulay | Vaccination | Printing Press | While the printing press is a game-changer for spreading knowledge, vaccination straight-up saves lives and keeps us all kickin'. |
| David Macaulay | Printing Press | Telephone | The printing press, man, it just blew the doors wide open for human knowledge and communication in a way that laid the groundwork for everything else, including the telephone. |
| Doc Brown | Printing Press | Telephone | The Printing Press kickstarted the Renaissance, spreading knowledge like wildfire, man! |
 | John von Neumann | Printing Press | Steam Engine | The printing press laid the groundwork for the spread of knowledge and ideas, without which even the steam engine might not have reached its full potential. |
 | Carl Sagan | Printing Press | Automobile | The printing press sparked the dissemination of knowledge and idea-sharing on a global scale, which paved the way for all modern advancements, including the automobile. |
 | Copernicus | Electricity | Printing Press | Electricity powers everything from your phone to life-saving hospital equipment, making it the backbone of modern living. |
 | Cicero | Electricity | Printing Press | Electricity powers our entire modern world, from lighting up our homes to keeping our gadgets running, so it's a total game-changer. |
 | Professor Frink | Printing Press | Steam Engine | Oh, my glayvin! The Printing Press spread knowledge like a virus, revolutionizing communication and education, which, you know, is kinda essential for all those steamy engines to exist in the first place! |
| Galileo | Computer | Printing Press | Dude, computers totally revolutionized everything by making information accessible anytime, anywhere, at lightning speed! |
 | George Washington Carver | Printing Press | Internet | Now, I gotta say, the Printing Press kicked off the whole shebang of spreading knowledge to the masses, which laid the groundwork for everything, including the Internet. |
 | The Brain | Vaccination | Printing Press | Without the jabs, we wouldn't be around to read or write anything, let alone use a printing press. |
 | George Orwell | Printing Press | DNA Sequencing | The printing press, my dear reader, sparked the enlightenment by democratizing knowledge, paving the way for revolutions and the spread of ideas. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Printing Press | Steam Engine | As a man of science and education, the Printing Press gets my vote for spreading knowledge and ideas like wild yeast, fueling revolutions in thought and discovery. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Vaccination | Printing Press | While the printing press spreads knowledge, vaccination saves lives, preventing disease and death. |