| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Fight the Power | The Times | Fight the Power brings that raw energy and defiance that just slaps harder for the times we're in. |
 | Professor Frink | Imagine | The Times | Imagine, hoo boy, it's got that dreamy vibe and universal appeal that makes us ponder a world of peace, glavin! |
 | Nerds | Redemption Song | The Times | Redemption Song hits the soul with its deep message of resilience and freedom, just like a Bob Marley classic should. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sunday Bloody Sunday | The Times | Sunday Bloody Sunday packs an emotional punch with its political edge and powerful message that resonates deeply. |
 | Socrates | Imagine | The Times | Imagine is like a soaring anthem for peace, while The Times is a gritty snapshot of reality, but sometimes you just need that hopeful lift, you know? |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Revolution | The Times | Revolutions shake up the status quo and spark the wild dance of change, which is the heartbeat of any good story. |
 | Cicero | The Times | The Revolution | The Times has got that old-school prestige vibe going, like classic rock for newspapers. |
 | Galileo | A Change | The Times | A Change has that fresh vibe and brings something new to the table. |
| Galileo | Give Peace | The Times | Give Peace a Chance just hits different, man; it's that timeless vibe we all need. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Times | The Revolution | The Times is the leading newspaper with a long-standing reputation for quality journalism and comprehensive coverage. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Give Peace | The Times | Give Peace always gets me in that groovy vibe with its timeless call for harmony, man. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Times | Get Up | The Times has a legacy of delivering comprehensive and reliable news which resonates with my penchant for detail and accuracy in scientific endeavors. |
 | Andy Weir | Sunday Bloody Sunday | The Times | Sunday Bloody Sunday just hits harder with its intense vibe and powerful message. |
| Cicero | Sunday Bloody Sunday | The Times | Sunday Bloody Sunday just hits harder with its raw energy and powerful political message, making it a timeless anthem. |
 | David Macaulay | Fight the Power | The Times | Fight the Power kicks it with that raw energy and cultural punch that just resonates deeper, you know? |
 | Doogie Howser | Redemption Song | The Times | Redemption Song hits the soul with its raw, acoustic vibe and timeless message of freedom and resilience, man. |
 | The Brain | Sunday Bloody Sunday | The Times | Sunday Bloody Sunday just hits harder with its intense energy and powerful message, making it a classic rock anthem. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Times | Get Up | The Times is the OG with its deep reporting and classic journalism vibes, giving you a full-on news buffet compared to Get Up's sporty breakfast special. |