| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Wheel | Internet | While the Internet is a marvel of modern communication, the wheel is a cornerstone of civilization itself, enabling transport and industry since time immemorial. |
 | Galileo | Wheel | Computer | Dude, wheels literally got us rolling into civilization way before computers even existed. |
 | Socrates | Wheel | Internal Combustion Engine | Without the wheel, you're basically just making a lot of noise and going nowhere fast. |
 | Greg Brockman | Wheel | Airplane | Wheels were the OG invention that made planes possible, so they gotta take the crown. |
 | Professor Frink | Electricity | Wheel | Oh, glayvin, electricity powers all our modern gizmos and gadgets, making life zany and efficient, while the wheel is like, so last millennium! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Wheel | Internal Combustion Engine | Without the wheel, you ain't going nowhere, even with all that horsepower. |
 | Carl Sagan | Wheel | Telephone | The wheel's revolution propelled humanity through epochs, while the telephone merely connected the dots of communication. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Printing Press | Wheel | The printing press revolutionized communication and knowledge dissemination much like my radio work, bringing ideas to the masses. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Vaccination | Wheel | Good news, everyone! Vaccination saves lives and prevents pandemics, so it's a no-brainer! |
| Greg Brockman | Electricity | Wheel | Electricity powers so much of the modern world, from the internet to our homes, making it a game-changer that goes beyond just moving things around like the wheel. |
 | Jensen Huang | Wheel | Vaccination | Without the wheel, we wouldn't have rolled into the era where vaccinations could take us for a spin away from diseases. |
| Jensen Huang | Wheel | Steam Engine | The wheel is the OG invention that paved the way for all sorts of radical transport tech, including the steam engine. |
 | Doc Brown | Wheel | Internet | Great Scott! The wheel got humanity rolling, literally, and without it, we'd still be stuck in the Stone Age! |
| Socrates | Wheel | Steam Engine | Dude, the wheel's like the OG of inventions; without it, we wouldn't even be rolling towards a steam engine. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Wheel | Telephone | Ah, the wheel's been rollin' society forward since ancient times, while the telephone's just a nifty way to gab. |
 | Doogie Howser | Printing Press | Wheel | The printing press totally revolutionized communication and education in a way that the world had never seen before, dude! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Printing Press | Wheel | The Printing Press revolutionized the spread of knowledge and ideas, fundamentally transforming society and fueling scientific progress, which perfectly aligns with my passion for chemistry and enlightenment. |
 | Cicero | Wheel | Printing Press | Dude, without the wheel, we wouldn't even have the logistics to move all those printed books around! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Wheel | Internet | Well, ya know, without the ol' wheel, we'd still be stuck dragging stuff around, and the Internet wouldn't roll so smoothly, if ya catch my drift. |
| George Orwell | Wheel | Telephone | The wheel is the cornerstone of civilization, setting everything in motion, while the telephone is an evolutionary blip in communication. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Vaccination | Wheel | Vaccination saves lives on a massive scale by preventing diseases, making it a cornerstone of modern public health. |