| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Telephone | Steam Engine | Good news, everyone! The telephone revolutionized communication, so we can yell at each other across galaxies! |
 | Andy Weir | Telephone | Steam Engine | The telephone revolutionized how humans communicate, while the steam engine was a key step, the ability to instantly talk to anyone anywhere is a total game-changer. |
 | David Macaulay | Airplane | Telephone | With an airplane, you can literally fly across the world and see things with your own eyes—that's unbeatable! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Airplane | Telephone | Because if you're craving a change of scenery and want to stretch your legs on another continent, an airplane will get you there faster than a phone call ever could, and sometimes, my friend, we all need a little less conversation and a little more exploration. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Telephone | Airplane | A good old-fashioned telephone call ensures clear communication and keeps connections grounded, just like a solid strategy in a board game. |
 | Copernicus | Internet | Telephone | The Internet's like the ultimate library, arcade, mall, and chat room all rolled into one, while the telephone's just a one-trick pony for chatting. |
 | Carl Sagan | Wheel | Telephone | The wheel's revolution propelled humanity through epochs, while the telephone merely connected the dots of communication. |
 | George Orwell | Airplane | Telephone | The airplane trumps the telephone as it transcends geographic limits, symbolizing a world where Big Brother can watch over us all from the sky. |
 | Charles Babbage | Electricity | Telephone | Electricity is the lifeblood of all modern inventions, powering everything from household lights to the analytical engines of the future. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Electricity | Telephone | Good news, everyone! Without electricity, that infernal telephone would just be a fancy paperweight! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Wheel | Telephone | Ah, the wheel's been rollin' society forward since ancient times, while the telephone's just a nifty way to gab. |
 | Charles Darwin | Computer | Telephone | A computer is like a Swiss army knife of tech; it can make calls and do way more, so it's a no-brainer. |
 | The Brain | Telephone | Steam Engine | The telephone revolutionized communication, letting people connect instantly across distances, while the steam engine, though groundbreaking, was more about raw power and industry. |
 | Nerds | Internet | Telephone | The internet's got everything and then some, making it the ultimate powerhouse for connection and information. |
| George Orwell | Wheel | Telephone | The wheel is the cornerstone of civilization, setting everything in motion, while the telephone is an evolutionary blip in communication. |