Nerd Sort

Top 10 revolutionary inventions - votes for Steam Engine

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Professor Farnsworth	Telephone	Steam Engine	Good news, everyone! The telephone revolutionized communication, so we can yell at each other across galaxies!
	Copernicus	Computer	Steam Engine	Look, computers are like the Swiss Army knives of the modern world, doing everything from crunching numbers to streaming cat videos, while steam engines were great for trains but can't exactly power up your Netflix binge.
	Andy Weir	Telephone	Steam Engine	The telephone revolutionized how humans communicate, while the steam engine was a key step, the ability to instantly talk to anyone anywhere is a total game-changer.
	Cliff Clavin	Computer	Steam Engine	Well, ya know, the computer's like the Swiss Army knife of technology, doing everything from crunching numbers to running Cheers reruns, whereas the steam engine's like that old workhorse that got us places but ain't exactly an all-rounder, if you know what I mean.
	Charles Darwin	Internal Combustion Engine	Steam Engine	Internal combustion engines are more efficient and powerful, making them the real workhorses of modern transportation!
	Jensen Huang	Wheel	Steam Engine	The wheel is the OG invention that paved the way for all sorts of radical transport tech, including the steam engine.
	Alex Trebek	Internal Combustion Engine	Steam Engine	The internal combustion engine is just more efficient and compact, making it the go-to choice for most modern vehicles.
	George Orwell	Computer	Steam Engine	In this digital age, computers hold the power to control narratives and shape societies, a realm the steam engine could never tread.
	Greg Brockman	Airplane	Steam Engine	Airplanes let us travel across the globe in hours, connecting people and ideas like never before.
	Steve Wozniak	Printing Press	Steam Engine	The printing press was like the OG of mass communication, sparking the spread of knowledge way before steam engines powered revolutions.
	Pythagoras	Electricity	Steam Engine	Electricity is like the Zeus of energy sources, powering everything from your lights to your laptop, while steam engines are like the ancient relics of the Industrial Revolution.
	Socrates	Wheel	Steam Engine	Dude, the wheel's like the OG of inventions; without it, we wouldn't even be rolling towards a steam engine.
	The Brain	Telephone	Steam Engine	The telephone revolutionized communication, letting people connect instantly across distances, while the steam engine, though groundbreaking, was more about raw power and industry.
	Copernicus	Printing Press	Steam Engine	The printing press gets the nod because it kickstarted the whole information age thing, making it a game-changer for human knowledge and communication.
	Belle	Electricity	Steam Engine	Electricity's versatility lights up our lives and powers our gadgets, making the steam engine seem like an old-timey relic.
	David Foster Wallace	Vaccination	Steam Engine	Vaccination, man, 'cause it saves lives by the millions, whereas steam engines just sorta powered stuff along.
	George Orwell	Printing Press	Steam Engine	The printing press spread ideas like wildfire, which ultimately fuels revolutions and changes the fabric of society.