| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Internet | Internal Combustion Engine | The Internet is the ultimate game-changer, connecting the world and unleashing the power of information like never before. |
 | Professor Frink | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet is just a bunch of tubes leading nowhere, oh glavin! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet's just a dream, so electricity's the real OG here. |
 | George Orwell | Wheel | Internet | While the Internet is a marvel of modern communication, the wheel is a cornerstone of civilization itself, enabling transport and industry since time immemorial. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Internet | Airplane | The Internet's a game-changer—it connects people and knowledge worldwide instantly, which is right up my alley as a computing nerd. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Internet | Airplane | The Internet wins because it connects the world faster than any airplane can fly. |
 | Copernicus | Internet | Telephone | The Internet's like the ultimate library, arcade, mall, and chat room all rolled into one, while the telephone's just a one-trick pony for chatting. |
 | Albert Einstein | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet is like the printing press on steroids, spreading ideas at lightning speed to every corner of the globe. |
| Professor Frink | Internet | Airplane | Oh, by glayvin, the Internet lets me share my inventions and expand my knowledge without leaving the lab, so it's the clear winner for a nerd like me! |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Computer | Internet | Without computers, the internet is just a bunch of ideas floating in the ether; computers make it all happen, mate. |
 | Socrates | Vaccination | Internet | Vaccinations save lives by preventing diseases, which is way more important than surfing the web. |
 | Jensen Huang | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet wouldn't even boot up, dude! |
 | Carl Sagan | Vaccination | Internet | Vaccinations have saved countless lives by preventing deadly diseases, and that’s cosmic good for humanity. |
 | Doc Brown | Wheel | Internet | Great Scott! The wheel got humanity rolling, literally, and without it, we'd still be stuck in the Stone Age! |
 | George Washington Carver | Computer | Internet | Computers are the building blocks of innovation, just like how I used peanuts to create endless possibilities. |
 | Galileo | Vaccination | Internet | While the Internet is rad, vaccinations literally save lives and keep humanity kickin' around for all the cool online stuff later. |
 | Belle | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet's just a bunch of useless cables and dark screens, so electricity takes the cake! |
 | Nerds | Internet | Telephone | The internet's got everything and then some, making it the ultimate powerhouse for connection and information. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Internet | Internal Combustion Engine | The Internet fuels the mind with limitless connection and knowledge, far outpacing the engine's power in transforming society. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Wheel | Internet | Well, ya know, without the ol' wheel, we'd still be stuck dragging stuff around, and the Internet wouldn't roll so smoothly, if ya catch my drift. |
| Galileo | Electricity | Internet | Electricity is the juice that powers the Internet and pretty much everything else, so without it, we'd all be in the dark ages, literally! |
 | Pythagoras | Computer | Internet | Without computers, the internet is just a bunch of data floating in the void; computers are the brains that give it purpose and life. |