| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Printing Press | Airplane | The printing press laid the foundation for the mass dissemination of knowledge, basically kickstarting the modern era by making books and ideas accessible to the masses, which is kinda priceless in the grand scheme of things. |
 | Larry Page | Printing Press | Airplane | The printing press laid the groundwork for the information age by making knowledge accessible, much like how search engines connect the world today. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Vaccination | Airplane | Well ya know, vaccinations have saved millions of lives, so I'd say they take the cake over airplanes, even if you can't reach the tropics with 'em. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Internet | Airplane | The Internet's a game-changer—it connects people and knowledge worldwide instantly, which is right up my alley as a computing nerd. |
 | Greg Brockman | Wheel | Airplane | Wheels were the OG invention that made planes possible, so they gotta take the crown. |
 | David Macaulay | Airplane | Telephone | With an airplane, you can literally fly across the world and see things with your own eyes—that's unbeatable! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Airplane | Telephone | Because if you're craving a change of scenery and want to stretch your legs on another continent, an airplane will get you there faster than a phone call ever could, and sometimes, my friend, we all need a little less conversation and a little more exploration. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Telephone | Airplane | A good old-fashioned telephone call ensures clear communication and keeps connections grounded, just like a solid strategy in a board game. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Internet | Airplane | The Internet wins because it connects the world faster than any airplane can fly. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Vaccination | Airplane | Vaccinations save lives by preventing disease outbreaks, making them crucial for public health. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Electricity | Airplane | Electricity! Without it, airplanes wouldn't even get off the ground, darling! |
 | George Orwell | Airplane | Telephone | The airplane trumps the telephone as it transcends geographic limits, symbolizing a world where Big Brother can watch over us all from the sky. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Electricity | Airplane | Electricity is the backbone of modern computing and technology, which is kind of my thing. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Airplane | Internal Combustion Engine | The airplane, in its beautiful defiance of gravity, opens up the sky to human exploration, while the internal combustion engine keeps us tethered to the ground with its pollution and noise. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Airplane | Internal Combustion Engine | As a scientist fascinated by the potential for innovation, the airplane takes the cake for its ability to literally elevate human transportation and connect the world in ways the Internal Combustion Engine simply can't. |
 | Professor Frink | Internet | Airplane | Oh, by glayvin, the Internet lets me share my inventions and expand my knowledge without leaving the lab, so it's the clear winner for a nerd like me! |
| Greg Brockman | Airplane | Steam Engine | Airplanes let us travel across the globe in hours, connecting people and ideas like never before. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Electricity | Airplane | Without electricity, airplanes wouldn't even get off the ground—gotta power those control systems, right? |
 | Neal Stephenson | Vaccination | Airplane | While airplanes revolutionized travel, vaccinations have saved countless lives and changed the course of human health history—no contest. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Vaccination | Airplane | As a chemist who laid groundwork for modern biology, I say vaccination saves lives by preventing disease, which trumps the convenience of air travel. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Printing Press | Airplane | The printing press is the OG of spreading knowledge, kickstarting the modern age by making books a thing for everyone. |