| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Electricity | The Internet | Without electricity, the internet would be as useful as a chocolate teapot. |
 | Cicero | The Internet | Blockchain | The Internet is the OG that connects the world, while Blockchain is still finding its groove. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Internet | Computer | The Internet's like a chaotic human narrative, weaving us all together, while computers are just the mechanical storytellers. |
 | Louis Pasteur | The Internet | Telephone | The Internet is like a supercharged telephone with endless capabilities, connecting people, ideas, and information globally in an instant; it's incroyable! |
 | George Washington Carver | The Internet | Blockchain | The Internet is like a peanut plant's diversity, connecting everything and everyone, while the blockchain is just one groundbreaking pod in that plant. |
 | Pythagoras | The Internet | Airplane | The Internet connects knowledge and people globally, while airplanes mostly just get you from A to B. |
 | Doc Brown | The Internet | Blockchain | Great Scott! The Internet's been here since the 80s, connecting the world and dropping knowledge and cat videos like no tomorrow! |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Internet | Telephone | The Internet is like the ultimate library, arcade, and gossip hub wrapped into one—it's got everything you need at the tap of a finger. |
 | Copernicus | Computer | The Internet | The computer is the MVP because it runs the show and lets you use the internet in the first place! |
 | George Orwell | Penicillin | The Internet | While the Internet is a marvel of communication and knowledge, penicillin was a game-changer, saving countless lives and laying the groundwork for modern medicine. |
 | Galileo | The Internet | The Wheel | Dude, the internet's like the ultimate tool for sharing knowledge and connecting peeps worldwide, way beyond what a wheel could roll out. |
 | Larry Page | The Internet | Telephone | The Internet is like the ultimate Swiss Army knife—it connects you to everything, everywhere, all at once, dude. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Electricity | The Internet | Without electricity, the internet wouldn't even exist, so it's kind of the unsung hero in this tech love story. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Internet | Airplane | While airplanes let you soar the skies, the internet lets you explore the entire world from your couch, and that's pretty hard to beat. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Internet | Blockchain | The Internet, like a grand electrical circuit, powers global connectivity and innovation, making the world a smaller place and sparking an era of limitless possibilities. |
 | Carl Sagan | The Internet | Telephone | The Internet is like the cosmic ocean, a vast and interconnected network of information that expands our ability to explore, learn, and communicate beyond the constraints of time and space. |
 | John von Neumann | The Internet | Printing Press | The Internet's got the speed, reach, and interactivity that the Printing Press could only dream of, making it a game-changer for knowledge and connection in the digital age. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Internet | Printing Press | Since I am all about connection and rapid evolution, the internet wins for its ability to instantly spread ideas across the globe and accelerate the sharing of knowledge, much like the fastest of finches spreading their wings. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Computer | The Internet | Without the computer, the internet would just be a bunch of ones and zeroes floating in the ether, like a digital ghost without a machine to haunt. |
 | Charles Babbage | Electricity | The Internet | Without electricity, the internet wouldn't even exist, so it's the real MVP here. |