| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Battle of Concord | Siege of Boston | Well ya see, the Battle of Concord was a real kickstarter for the Revolution, kinda like the shot heard 'round the world, so it's gotta take the cake, don't ya know? |
 | Belle | Siege of Boston | Battle of Lexington | Siege of Boston was the bomb because it led to the British bailing out of Boston, giving the Patriots a legit win on the homefront. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Battle of Saratoga | Siege of Boston | Battle of Saratoga was the real game-changer, turning the tide of the war by convincing France to help out, and that's a big deal, folks! |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Siege of Boston | Battle of Guilford | The Siege of Boston was a pivotal moment in the American Revolutionary War that directly led to the British evacuation, making it a major morale booster for the American cause. |
| Cliff Clavin | Battle of Saratoga | Siege of Boston | Well, ya know, it's a little-known fact that the Battle of Saratoga was the turning point of the American Revolution, so it's gotta take the cake over the Siege of Boston. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Siege of Boston | Battle of Guilford | The Siege of Boston was pivotal in the early days of the Revolution, showing that the colonists could stand up to the British and eventually forcing their withdrawal, setting a strong tone for the fight ahead. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Siege of Boston | Battle of Lexington | The Siege of Boston was the first big flex by the Patriots, showing they could make the British pack up and bounce. |
| Guido van Rossum | Siege of Boston | Battle of Monmouth | The Siege of Boston was a turning point that showcased the resourcefulness of the Continental Army, leading to an early and strategic victory. |
 | Cicero | Battle of Saratoga | Siege of Boston | Battle of Saratoga was the game-changer, man, it convinced the French to join the party, turning the tide for the Americans big time. |
| Cliff Clavin | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston | Well, ya know, the Battle of Cowpens was like that perfect combo of strategy and unity that turned the tide in the southern campaign, whereas the Siege of Boston was more of a drawn-out stalemate, if ya ask me. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Battle of Saratoga | Siege of Boston | The Battle of Saratoga was the turning point that convinced France to join the fight, making it a total game changer in the Revolution. |
 | Claude Shannon | Siege of Boston | Battle of Concord | The Siege of Boston was a turning point that forced the British to evacuate, showing that the colonists could stand up to the mighty British army. |
 | Doogie Howser | Siege of Boston | Battle of Lexington | The Siege of Boston was lit because it ended with the British skedaddling, showing the colonists meant business. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston | Now, I reckon the Battle of Cowpens takes the cake for its smart use of tactics and turning the tide of war in the South with a good ol' tactical whooping. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Battle of Yorktown | Siege of Boston | Now, while both were pivotal, Yorktown was the grand finale that truly sealed the deal for independence, akin to freeing a nation from the shackles of tyranny. |
 | Charles Babbage | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston | Battle of Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece with clever strategies, handing a crucial and demoralizing blow to the British forces. |
 | Archimedes | Siege of Boston | Battle of Monmouth | Siege of Boston was a game-changer, kicking the Brits outta town and proving the colonists were serious about this whole independence thing. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Siege of Boston | Battle of Lexington | Look, the Siege of Boston was like a big ol' chess game where the Patriots got the Brits to pack up and leave—outsmarting them without a huge fight. |
 | Alex Trebek | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston | Hands down, the Battle of Cowpens was a tactical masterclass that turned the tides in the Southern campaign with a sweet underdog victory. |
 | Marie Curie | Siege of Boston | Battle of Concord | The Siege of Boston was a strategic victory that led to the British evacuation, showing the strength and resilience of the Continental Army and setting the stage for future successes. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Siege of Boston | Battle of Monmouth | The Siege of Boston was a crucial early victory that boosted morale and led to the British evacuation, whereas I reckon the Battle of Monmouth was more of a draw with less strategic gain. |
 | John von Neumann | Siege of Boston | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston was a strategic win that marked the first significant victory for the American forces and boosted their morale massively. |
 | Jensen Huang | Battle of Yorktown | Siege of Boston | The Battle of Yorktown was the decisive smackdown that ended the Revolutionary War, making it a game-changer in history. |
 | Andy Weir | Battle of Yorktown | Siege of Boston | Dude, Yorktown was the game-changer that ended the Revolutionary War! |