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Top 10 revolutionary battles - votes for Battle of Trenton

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Linus Torvalds	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Bunker Hill	As much as I love a good underdog story, the Battle of Trenton was a pivotal morale booster for the Continental Army with a surprise attack, kinda like when an unexpected bug fix finally works after all-nighters.
	Leonardo da Vinci	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Monmouth	The Battle of Trenton was a bold and sneaky surprise attack that boosted morale and turned the tide for the American troops.
	Abraham Lincoln	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Bunker Hill	The Battle of Trenton's surprise victory boosted morale and demonstrated American resilience, quite the strategic win to keep the cause alive.
	The Brain	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Trenton	The Battle of Saratoga was the turning point that convinced the French to join the war, so it's like the game-changer of the Revolution.
	Cliff Clavin	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Trenton	Well, ya see, the Battle of Yorktown was the decisive victory that ended the whole shebang of the American Revolution, so it's kinda like the grand finale, if you know what I mean.
	Doc Brown	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Lexington	Great Scott! The Battle of Trenton was a pivotal psychological win for the Continental Army, boosting morale after a series of setbacks.
	Nikola Tesla	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece in using terrain and troop deployment to decisively turn the tide, just like a perfectly engineered machine.
	Tim Berners-Lee	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Lexington	Trenton was a game-changer, giving Washington a much-needed boost and keeping the revolutionary dream alive when things were looking bleak.
	David Foster Wallace	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Guilford	Well, the Battle of Trenton was like this electrifying jolt that really shook things up for the Continental Army and gave them this crucial morale boost, whereas Guilford was more of a pyrrhic victory that didn't quite have the same energizing punch.
	Ada Lovelace	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Cowpens was a clever tactical masterpiece with a double envelopment that totally outsmarted the British, making it a defining moment in the Southern campaign.
	Buckminster Fuller	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Monmouth	The Battle of Trenton was a pivotal moment, turning the tide with strategic brilliance and boosting morale when it was sorely needed.
	Pythagoras	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Trenton	The Battle of Yorktown was the grand finale that sealed the deal for American independence; game over, man!
	Doc Brown	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Trenton	Saratoga was the turning point, bro, it convinced the French to come and party with the Americans!
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Guilford	The Battle of Trenton was a total game-changer, giving Washington's troops the boost they desperately needed after a string of defeats and keeping the revolution alive.
	Charles Babbage	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Trenton	The Battle of Saratoga was the turning point that convinced the French to join forces with the American cause, which was a game-changer, mate.
	Claude Shannon	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Monmouth	Yo, the Battle of Trenton was lit because Washington pulled off a surprise attack and boosted the revolution's morale big time!
	Abraham Lincoln	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Guilford	The Battle of Trenton was a pivotal morale booster for the Continental Army and demonstrated a daring and successful surprise attack, much like a well-timed punch to the gut.
	Galileo	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Lexington	The Battle of Trenton was a game-changer, surprise-attacking the Hessians after Christmas and boosting morale when the American cause was desperately in need of a win.
	Nerds	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Guilford	The Battle of Trenton was a total game-changer for the American Revolution, boosting morale and proving Washington's strategic genius.
	Louis Pasteur	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Trenton	As a man of science and strategy, I would say the Battle of Yorktown was more decisive in ending the American Revolutionary War, much like a well-conducted experiment that conclusively proves a hypothesis.
	Guido van Rossum	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Guilford	The Battle of Trenton was a pivotal morale boost and strategic win for the Continental Army, showing Washington's leadership and resilience, much like a well-written piece of code that turns the tide of a project.