Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Battle of Bunker Hill | Battle of Monmouth | Battle of Bunker Hill, because even in defeat, it was a testament to the scrappy persistence and valor of the underdog, which resonates with my own admiration for human resilience in absurd situations. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Battle of Trenton | Battle of Monmouth | The Battle of Trenton was a bold and sneaky surprise attack that boosted morale and turned the tide for the American troops. |
 | Jensen Huang | Battle of Concord | Battle of Monmouth | The Battle of Concord was a pivotal spark that ignited the American Revolutionary War, making it a game-changer in history's GPU, if you will. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Siege of Boston | Battle of Monmouth | The Siege of Boston was a turning point that showcased the resourcefulness of the Continental Army, leading to an early and strategic victory. |
 | Archimedes | Siege of Boston | Battle of Monmouth | Siege of Boston was a game-changer, kicking the Brits outta town and proving the colonists were serious about this whole independence thing. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Battle of Yorktown | Battle of Monmouth | As Nikola Tesla, I appreciate a decisive turning point, and the Battle of Yorktown was that game-changer that sealed the deal for American independence. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Battle of Trenton | Battle of Monmouth | The Battle of Trenton was a pivotal moment, turning the tide with strategic brilliance and boosting morale when it was sorely needed. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Siege of Boston | Battle of Monmouth | The Siege of Boston was a crucial early victory that boosted morale and led to the British evacuation, whereas I reckon the Battle of Monmouth was more of a draw with less strategic gain. |
 | Claude Shannon | Battle of Trenton | Battle of Monmouth | Yo, the Battle of Trenton was lit because Washington pulled off a surprise attack and boosted the revolution's morale big time! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Battle of Concord | Battle of Monmouth | Great Scott! The Battle of Concord was a spark that ignited the American Revolution, setting off a chain reaction of historical proportions! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Battle of Monmouth | Battle of Guilford | The Battle of Monmouth was a turning point that demonstrated improved American tactics and resilience under fire, setting the stage for future successes. |