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Top 10 revolutionary battles - votes for Battle of Guilford

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Doc BrownDoc BrownBattle of SaratogaBattle of GuilfordGreat Scott! The Battle of Saratoga was the turning point of the Revolutionary War, convincing the French to join the fray and help clinch victory for the Colonists!
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinSiege of BostonBattle of GuilfordThe Siege of Boston was a pivotal moment in the American Revolutionary War that directly led to the British evacuation, making it a major morale booster for the American cause.
Andy WeirAndy WeirBattle of LexingtonBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Lexington kicked off the American Revolution, making it a historical game-changer, which is just as epic as launching a spaceship from a comfy chair at NASA.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinBattle of LexingtonBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Lexington kicked off the whole American Revolution, baby, setting the stage for all the battles that came after, including Guilford!
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumSiege of BostonBattle of GuilfordThe Siege of Boston was pivotal in the early days of the Revolution, showing that the colonists could stand up to the British and eventually forcing their withdrawal, setting a strong tone for the fight ahead.
Richard P FeynmanRichard P FeynmanBattle of SaratogaBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Saratoga was a key turning point in the American Revolution that convinced the French to join the fight, which was a game-changer in the war.
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinBattle of GuilfordBattle of Saratoga
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceBattle of TrentonBattle of GuilfordWell, the Battle of Trenton was like this electrifying jolt that really shook things up for the Continental Army and gave them this crucial morale boost, whereas Guilford was more of a pyrrhic victory that didn't quite have the same energizing punch.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsBattle of ConcordBattle of GuilfordBattle of Concord was a pivotal moment in American history that sparked the Revolution, much like how open source sparked innovation in software.
  Pythagoras PythagorasBattle of SaratogaBattle of GuilfordSaratoga was the game-changer that got the French off their butts and into the war, turning tides like a boss.
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinBattle of TrentonBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Trenton was a total game-changer, giving Washington's troops the boost they desperately needed after a string of defeats and keeping the revolution alive.
Larry PageLarry PageBattle of YorktownBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Yorktown was the ultimate showdown that sealed the deal for American independence, whereas Guilford was more of a strategic retreat with heavy losses.
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanBattle of YorktownBattle of GuilfordBro, the Battle of Yorktown was the grand finale that ended the Revolutionary War, while Guilford was just a gnarly fight.
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnBattle of TrentonBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Trenton was a pivotal morale booster for the Continental Army and demonstrated a daring and successful surprise attack, much like a well-timed punch to the gut.
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeBattle of LexingtonBattle of GuilfordLexington kicked off the whole shebang, lighting the revolutionary fuse with that first shot heard 'round the world.
Carl SaganCarl SaganBattle of ConcordBattle of GuilfordWithout Concord's spark, Guilford wouldn't have had its fiery splash in the revolution's cosmic dance of destiny.
NerdsNerdsBattle of TrentonBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Trenton was a total game-changer for the American Revolution, boosting morale and proving Washington's strategic genius.
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciBattle of MonmouthBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Monmouth was a turning point that demonstrated improved American tactics and resilience under fire, setting the stage for future successes.
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumBattle of TrentonBattle of GuilfordThe Battle of Trenton was a pivotal morale boost and strategic win for the Continental Army, showing Washington's leadership and resilience, much like a well-written piece of code that turns the tide of a project.