Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Bunker Hill | Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece, turning the tide with clever strategy and teamwork against all odds! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Battle of Yorktown | Battle of Cowpens | The Battle of Yorktown was the grand finale that brought the Revolutionary War to a close, making it the ultimate mic drop in American history. |
 | Grace Hopper | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Bunker Hill | Cowpens is way cooler because it was a tactical masterpiece where Morgan pulled off a double envelopment and totally outsmarted the British. |
 | Pythagoras | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Concord | Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece, a clever double envelopment that turned the tide in the South with style and brilliance. |
 | Charles Darwin | Battle of Saratoga | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Saratoga was the turning point of the Revolutionary War, convincing the French to join forces with the Americans, which is a pretty big deal in my book. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Trenton | Battle of Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece in using terrain and troop deployment to decisively turn the tide, just like a perfectly engineered machine. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston | Well, ya know, the Battle of Cowpens was like that perfect combo of strategy and unity that turned the tide in the southern campaign, whereas the Siege of Boston was more of a drawn-out stalemate, if ya ask me. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston | Now, I reckon the Battle of Cowpens takes the cake for its smart use of tactics and turning the tide of war in the South with a good ol' tactical whooping. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Trenton | Battle of Cowpens was a clever tactical masterpiece with a double envelopment that totally outsmarted the British, making it a defining moment in the Southern campaign. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Battle of Yorktown | Battle of Cowpens | The Battle of Yorktown was the climactic showdown that effectively ended major military operations in the American Revolutionary War, kind of like the final commit that pushes the software to release. |
 | Charles Babbage | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston | Battle of Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece with clever strategies, handing a crucial and demoralizing blow to the British forces. |
 | George Orwell | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Bunker Hill | Because at Cowpens, the rebels whipped the British soundly with clever tactics and minimal losses, turning the tide in the South like a boss. |
 | Alex Trebek | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston | Hands down, the Battle of Cowpens was a tactical masterclass that turned the tides in the Southern campaign with a sweet underdog victory. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Concord | The Battle of Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece with Tarleton's troops getting schooled by Morgan's clever double envelopment, which sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi plot twist. |
 | John von Neumann | Siege of Boston | Battle of Cowpens | Siege of Boston was a strategic win that marked the first significant victory for the American forces and boosted their morale massively. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Bunker Hill | Cowpens was a strategic masterpiece that led to a decisive American victory, turning the tide of the Southern campaign, while Bunker Hill, despite its valor, was more of a moral victory for the colonists. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Concord | The Battle of Cowpens was a brilliant piece of strategic chess, where the underdog outfoxed the big baddie and turned the tide with pure cunning. |
 | Socrates | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Bunker Hill | Dude, the Battle of Cowpens was a total game-changer in the Revolutionary War, with a sweet tactical victory that boosted morale and turned the tide for the scrappy underdog Americans. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Battle of Concord | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Concord was a pivotal turning point in the American Revolutionary War, similar to how open source was a game-changer in tech, reflecting my appreciation for transformative beginnings. |
 | Charles Darwin | Battle of Cowpens | Battle of Lexington | The Battle of Cowpens was a strategic masterpiece, showcasing the cunning and adaptability of American forces in outsmarting the British, making it a more decisive and effective victory than the skirmish at Lexington. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Battle of Yorktown | Battle of Cowpens | The Battle of Yorktown was the grand finale that really sealed the deal for American Independence with a decisive victory and a whole lot of help from our French friends. |