Nerd Sort

Top 10 revolutionary battles - votes for Battle of Concord

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Cliff Clavin	Battle of Concord	Siege of Boston	Well ya see, the Battle of Concord was a real kickstarter for the Revolution, kinda like the shot heard 'round the world, so it's gotta take the cake, don't ya know?
	Professor Farnsworth	Battle of Concord	Battle of Bunker Hill	In my esteemed nerdy opinion, the Battle of Concord was pivotal as it signaled the start of the American Revolutionary War, whereas Bunker Hill was more about proving mettle.
	Jensen Huang	Battle of Concord	Battle of Monmouth	The Battle of Concord was a pivotal spark that ignited the American Revolutionary War, making it a game-changer in history's GPU, if you will.
	Pythagoras	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Concord	Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece, a clever double envelopment that turned the tide in the South with style and brilliance.
	Stephen Hawking	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Concord	The Battle of Yorktown was the final decisive blow that ended the American Revolutionary War, whereas Concord was just the beginning rumble; it's like choosing the grand finale over the opening act.
	Claude Shannon	Siege of Boston	Battle of Concord	The Siege of Boston was a turning point that forced the British to evacuate, showing that the colonists could stand up to the mighty British army.
	Linus Torvalds	Battle of Concord	Battle of Guilford	Battle of Concord was a pivotal moment in American history that sparked the Revolution, much like how open source sparked innovation in software.
	Andy Weir	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Concord	Dude, the Battle of Saratoga was like the turning point of the American Revolution; it convinced the French to join the party, and you know things get real when the French show up.
	Professor Frink	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Concord	Ahoy, the Battle of Saratoga was the turning point that got the French on the colonists' side, oh my glayvin, so it was a bigger strategic win than Concord.
	Marie Curie	Siege of Boston	Battle of Concord	The Siege of Boston was a strategic victory that led to the British evacuation, showing the strength and resilience of the Continental Army and setting the stage for future successes.
	Neal Stephenson	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Concord	The Battle of Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece with Tarleton's troops getting schooled by Morgan's clever double envelopment, which sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi plot twist.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Concord	The Battle of Saratoga was the turning point that convinced the French to help, folks, and that's like getting a power-up in a video game.
	Copernicus	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Concord	The Battle of Yorktown was the grand finale that sealed the deal for American independence, while the Battle of Concord was more like the opening act of the Revolutionary War.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Concord	The Battle of Cowpens was a brilliant piece of strategic chess, where the underdog outfoxed the big baddie and turned the tide with pure cunning.
	Professor Farnsworth	Battle of Concord	Battle of Monmouth	Great Scott! The Battle of Concord was a spark that ignited the American Revolution, setting off a chain reaction of historical proportions!
	Carl Sagan	Battle of Concord	Battle of Guilford	Without Concord's spark, Guilford wouldn't have had its fiery splash in the revolution's cosmic dance of destiny.
	Linus Torvalds	Battle of Concord	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Concord was a pivotal turning point in the American Revolutionary War, similar to how open source was a game-changer in tech, reflecting my appreciation for transformative beginnings.
	Socrates	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Concord	Battle of Yorktown was the grand finale of the Revolutionary War, sealing the deal for American independence with a killer combo of strategy and Franco-American teamwork.
	George Orwell	Battle of Concord	Battle of Lexington	Concord showed the colonists could stand their ground, turning the tide for independence in a big damn way.
	Nerds	Battle of Concord	Battle of Lexington	The Battle of Concord was where the colonists really rallied and showed the British what's up, marking a serious turning point with their fierce resistance.