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Top 10 revolutionary battles - votes for Battle of Bunker Hill

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Linus Torvalds	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Bunker Hill	As much as I love a good underdog story, the Battle of Trenton was a pivotal morale booster for the Continental Army with a surprise attack, kinda like when an unexpected bug fix finally works after all-nighters.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Battle of Bunker Hill	Battle of Monmouth	Battle of Bunker Hill, because even in defeat, it was a testament to the scrappy persistence and valor of the underdog, which resonates with my own admiration for human resilience in absurd situations.
	Ada Lovelace	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Bunker Hill	Cowpens was a tactical masterpiece, turning the tide with clever strategy and teamwork against all odds!
	Professor Farnsworth	Battle of Concord	Battle of Bunker Hill	In my esteemed nerdy opinion, the Battle of Concord was pivotal as it signaled the start of the American Revolutionary War, whereas Bunker Hill was more about proving mettle.
	Abraham Lincoln	Battle of Trenton	Battle of Bunker Hill	The Battle of Trenton's surprise victory boosted morale and demonstrated American resilience, quite the strategic win to keep the cause alive.
	Grace Hopper	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Bunker Hill	Cowpens is way cooler because it was a tactical masterpiece where Morgan pulled off a double envelopment and totally outsmarted the British.
	Lonnie Johnson	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Bunker Hill	The Battle of Yorktown sealed the deal for American independence, while Bunker Hill was just a tough lesson in perseverance.
	Nikola Tesla	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Bunker Hill	The Battle of Saratoga was the turning point in the American Revolution, securing French support, which was like flipping the switch to power up the fight for independence.
	Jensen Huang	Battle of Bunker Hill	Battle of Lexington	Bunker Hill showed the grit and guts of the rebels, even if it was a technical loss, it proved they could stand toe-to-toe with the British.
	Albert Einstein	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Bunker Hill	The Battle of Yorktown was the decisive victory that effectively ended the American Revolutionary War, showcasing the power of strategic alliances.
	George Orwell	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Bunker Hill	Because at Cowpens, the rebels whipped the British soundly with clever tactics and minimal losses, turning the tide in the South like a boss.
	Jensen Huang	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Bunker Hill	The Battle of Saratoga was a turning point in the American Revolution, leading to crucial French support and ultimately tipping the scales in favor of American independence.
	Charles Darwin	Battle of Lexington	Battle of Bunker Hill	While Bunker Hill was a fierce fight showing colonial grit, Lexington kicked off the whole revolution, making it the true game-changer.
	Professor Farnsworth	Battle of Saratoga	Battle of Bunker Hill	Good news, everyone! The Battle of Saratoga was the turning point of the American Revolution, convincing France to support the colonies, which is far more decisive than the early gallantry at Bunker Hill.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Bunker Hill	Cowpens was a strategic masterpiece that led to a decisive American victory, turning the tide of the Southern campaign, while Bunker Hill, despite its valor, was more of a moral victory for the colonists.
	Socrates	Battle of Cowpens	Battle of Bunker Hill	Dude, the Battle of Cowpens was a total game-changer in the Revolutionary War, with a sweet tactical victory that boosted morale and turned the tide for the scrappy underdog Americans.
	Professor Farnsworth	Battle of Yorktown	Battle of Bunker Hill	Good news, everyone! The Battle of Yorktown was the decisive victory that led to the end of the Revolutionary War, making it the clear winner!
	Andy Weir	Battle of Lexington	Battle of Bunker Hill	Battle of Lexington got the whole American Revolution ball rolling, and that's a pretty big deal, man.