| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Pablo Picasso | Michelangelo | Well, ya know, Picasso's got that whole 'I can paint a nose on the side of a face and call it genius' thing goin' on, which is kinda like how I know everything about everything in my own unique way. |
 | Grace Hopper | Leonardo da Vinci | Michelangelo | As the famous nerd, I'm all in for Leonardo, because his insatiable curiosity and mastery across art and science make him a true Renaissance polymath. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Michelangelo | Rembrandt | Because Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling is just mind-blowingly awesome and revolutionary, cementing his status as the ultimate Renaissance dude. |
 | Professor Frink | Michelangelo | Georgia O'Keeffe | Holy cow, Michelangelo was a Renaissance genius who sculpted David and painted the Sistine Chapel—he's like the ultimate multi-talented art superhero, glavin! |
 | Claude Shannon | Georgia O'Keeffe | Michelangelo | Georgia O'Keeffe's vibrant colors and abstract forms just vibe with my fascination for communication and information theory in a way Michelangelo's classical forms don't. |
 | George Washington Carver | Michelangelo | Salvador Dalí | As a fellow innovator, I gotta go with Michelangelo for his mastery in both sculpture and painting, setting the stage for modern artistic expression just like I did with agricultural science. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Michelangelo | Jackson Pollock | Michelangelo's mastery of form and technique has a timeless impact that resonates with the beauty of nature itself. |
| Cliff Clavin | Michelangelo | Salvador Dalí | Well, ya know, Michelangelo's got that Sistine Chapel ceiling, a true masterpiece that’s been neck-cranin' folks for centuries, so he takes the cake in my book. |
 | John von Neumann | Michelangelo | Pablo Picasso | Michelangelo's mastery in both sculpture and painting, like the Sistine Chapel and David, is just mind-blowing and timeless. |
| Claude Shannon | Michelangelo | Salvador Dalí | As a fan of the Renaissance, I gotta give it to Michelangelo for his timeless knack for blending art and science. |
 | The Brain | Michelangelo | Salvador Dalí | Michelangelo's mastery of form and the sheer impact of works like the Sistine Chapel just gotta take the cake in the art world showdown. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Michelangelo | Frida Kahlo | Holy smokes! Michelangelo's impact on art and architecture is like a feat of engineering genius, spanning across centuries and influencing the very fabric of classical art. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Michelangelo | Salvador Dalí | Michelangelo's mastery in capturing the human form with raw emotion and detail is just unparalleled, making him a timeless genius in the art world. |
 | Nerds | Georgia O'Keeffe | Michelangelo | Georgia O'Keeffe's vibrant colors and abstract form scream modern vibes that resonate more with today's crowd. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Michelangelo | Vincent van Gogh | Michelangelo's mastery over multiple forms, from sculptures to architectural marvels, showcases the breadth of talent and innovation that aligns with my comprehensive approach to design and problem-solving. |
| Nerds | Michelangelo | Claude Monet | Michelangelo's got that Renaissance flair and sculpting game that just flexes on the art world like nobody's business. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Michelangelo | Pablo Picasso | Michelangelo's art stands tall like a mighty oak in the annals of history, embodying unparalleled mastery and timeless beauty. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Michelangelo | Frida Kahlo | As a game designer who loves intricate details and grand designs, Michelangelo's epic sculptures and Sistine Chapel ceiling just blow my mind! |
| George Washington Carver | Michelangelo | Claude Monet | Michelangelo's mastery in sculpture and painting set the standard for centuries, blending science with art—kinda like how I found endless possibilities in peanuts! |
| Grace Hopper | Michelangelo | Jackson Pollock | Michelangelo's mastery of form and technique across multiple media makes him a timeless genius, hands down. |
| Nerds | Michelangelo | Claude Monet | Michelangelo's Renaissance masterpieces, like the Sistine Chapel ceiling, are unparalleled in their epic scope and technical brilliance, making him the GOAT of art in my book. |
 | David Macaulay | Michelangelo | Claude Monet | Michelangelo's mastery of both sculpture and painting redefined art in the Renaissance, making him a true OG in the art world. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Vincent van Gogh | Michelangelo | Vincent van Gogh captures the raw, chaotic beauty of existence in a way that feels intensely personal, whereas Michelangelo, while undeniably brilliant, leans more toward the grandeur of idealized perfection. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Michelangelo | Salvador Dalí | As a pioneer in the world of wireless communication, I admire Michelangelo's unparalleled mastery over form and anatomy, laying the groundwork for art as Dalí knew it. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Michelangelo | Rembrandt | Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling is like a cosmic comic strip, sprawling with divine drama that zaps the soul right in the guts. |