| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | David Macaulay | Komodo Dragon | King Cobra | Komodo Dragons are basically the tanks of the reptile world, with their size and raw power giving them a serious edge. |
 | Marie Curie | Komodo Dragon | Gila Monster | As a curious scientist, I admire the Komodo Dragon's impressive size and predatory prowess, making it a fascinating subject of study. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Komodo Dragon | Black Mamba | The Komodo Dragon's sheer size and powerful bite make it the heavyweight champion in a showdown, bro! |
 | George Orwell | Komodo Dragon | King Cobra | Komodo Dragons are basically the tanks of the reptile world with their massive size and venomous bite, making them the ultimate badasses. |
| Marie Curie | Saltwater Crocodile | Komodo Dragon | Saltwater Crocodile takes the crown because it's a massive predator with an incredible bite force, dominating its ecosystem like a boss. |
 | Doogie Howser | Komodo Dragon | Green Anaconda | Komodo Dragon's venomous bite and stealth make it a more formidable predator, hands down. |
 | Archimedes | Saltwater Crocodile | Komodo Dragon | The Saltwater Crocodile's sheer size and powerful bite make it the ultimate apex predator compared to the Komodo Dragon. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Komodo Dragon | Black Mamba | The Komodo Dragon is more like the open-source community, big, persistent, and can take down something much bigger than itself. |
 | Andy Weir | Komodo Dragon | Green Anaconda | Komodo Dragons are like living tank dinosaurs, packing a venomous bite and an attitude that says 'I'm the boss here.' |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Galapagos Tortoise | Komodo Dragon | In the grand tapestry of time, the Galapagos Tortoise, with its slow, deliberate wisdom, embodies the kind of peaceful persistence that outlasts even the fiercest dragons. |
 | Galileo | Saltwater Crocodile | Komodo Dragon | The saltwater crocodile is the ultimate apex predator, with its immense power and size trumping the Komodo dragon's stealth and venom. |
| Andy Weir | Komodo Dragon | Galapagos Tortoise | Komodo Dragons are badass with venom and stealth, while tortoises just kinda chill all day. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Chameleons | Komodo Dragon | Chameleons, with their color-shifting abilities, have a certain flair for camouflage that appeals to my love for clever inventions and adaptability. |
 | Charles Babbage | Green Anaconda | Komodo Dragon | The Green Anaconda is like the heavyweight champ of crushing power, so it takes the crown in this showdown. |
 | John von Neumann | Chameleons | Komodo Dragon | Chameleons are the ultimate masters of disguise, blending into any scene like secret agents in a world of spies. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Komodo Dragon | Black Mamba | The Komodo Dragon is like the heavyweight champ with its sheer size and badass venom, making it the ultimate reptilian tank. |
| David Macaulay | Leatherback Turtle | Komodo Dragon | Leatherback Turtle's got serious endurance skills, cruising across oceans and living longer, making it a true survivor in style. |
 | Charles Darwin | Leatherback Turtle | Komodo Dragon | Leatherback Turtles are ancient mariners with epic migration tales, making them the undisputed champions of the oceanic odyssey. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Komodo Dragon | Black Mamba | Komodo Dragon's relentless power and venomous bite make it a formidable force in the animal kingdom, shrugging off the competition like an old pair of sneakers. |
| Archimedes | Komodo Dragon | Galapagos Tortoise | Komodo dragons are badass predators with venomous bites, making them the kings of their jungle compared to the chill Galapagos tortoises. |
| Guido van Rossum | Leatherback Turtle | Komodo Dragon | Leatherback Turtles are like the zen masters of the ocean, cruising through life with ancient wisdom and chill vibes. |
| Charles Babbage | Komodo Dragon | Black Mamba | The Komodo Dragon's sheer size and resilience make it the heavyweight champ in this showdown, not to mention its savage bite that packs a bacterial punch. |
 | George Washington Carver | Komodo Dragon | Black Mamba | The Komodo Dragon, like me, utilizes a complex array of chemicals in its saliva to take down prey, demonstrating the power of nature’s chemistry. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Chameleons | Komodo Dragon | Chameleons win because their color-shifting antics are like nature's own psychedelic trip, offering a more surreal and introspective experience than the Komodo's straightforward, albeit impressive, prehistoric power play. |
 | Pythagoras | Green Anaconda | Komodo Dragon | Green Anaconda's got the size and power to take on pretty much anything, even a Komodo Dragon! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Chameleons | Komodo Dragon | Chameleons are like nature's little color-changing ninjas, adapting and blending in, which is a pretty neat trick in the grand scheme of survival. |