| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | King Cobra | Iguana | Look, the King Cobra is the reigning champ of the reptile world with its crazy venom and regal presence - it just outshines an iguana's chill vibes. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Black Mamba | Iguana | Well, the Black Mamba is a real badass, fast and deadly, like a snake rocket on caffeine, while the Iguana's just chilling in the sun, munching leaves, and dreaming of ancient times. |
 | Jensen Huang | Leatherback Turtle | Iguana | Leatherback Turtle is like the GPU of the animal kingdom, with its long-distance migration skills and adaptability, it's a total powerhouse! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Iguana | Gila Monster | Iguanas are like the cool kids of the reptile world, chillin' in trees and rocking some serious colors, while Gila Monsters are more like the misunderstood goths who hide underground. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Chameleons | Iguana | Chameleons are like the shape-shifting philosophers of the reptile world, blending into any scene like they're in some existential art project. |
 | Carl Sagan | Galapagos Tortoise | Iguana | The Galapagos Tortoise, with its majestic longevity and the way it embodies the wonder of evolution, takes the cake for being an ancient traveler of time and space. |
 | Charles Babbage | Leatherback Turtle | Iguana | Leatherback Turtles are the ocean's gentle giants, cruising the seas with grace and wisdom that only millions of years of evolution can bestow. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Green Anaconda | Iguana | The Green Anaconda is the heavyweight champion of the snake world, making it the ultimate boss in the battle of who’s the biggest and baddest. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Green Anaconda | Iguana | Well, ya see, the Green Anaconda is like the heavyweight champ of the snake world, while the Iguana's just a lil' scrappy fella sunbathing on a branch. |
| Cliff Clavin | Black Mamba | Iguana | Well, ya know, the Black Mamba's got that lightning-quick speed and venom that packs a wallop, making it the clear champ in a showdown! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Galapagos Tortoise | Iguana | The Galapagos Tortoise is like the wise old sage of the animal kingdom, living long and cruising through life with that chill, steady pace. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Galapagos Tortoise | Iguana | The Galapagos Tortoise, with its wise old eyes and leisurely plod, embodies an ancient serenity that speaks to an artist's soul. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Leatherback Turtle | Iguana | Leatherback Turtles are like the superheroes of the ocean with their epic journeys and ancient lineage, giving them the edge over the chill iguana vibe. |
 | Archimedes | Iguana | Gila Monster | Iguanas are chill, versatile pets and thrive in more diverse environments compared to the Gila Monster's venomous and reclusive nature. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Leatherback Turtle | Iguana | Leatherback Turtles are like the grand old philosophers of the ocean, just cruising through life with that prehistoric wisdom. |