| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Lonnie Johnson | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda is a massive powerhouse, built for handling the tough life in the wild with its incredible size and strength. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Green Anaconda | Black Mamba | The Green Anaconda takes the crown with its sheer size and power, much like a natural marvel that embodies the synergy of nature's engineering. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Green Anaconda | Black Mamba | The Green Anaconda's sheer size and power make it the heavyweight champ in the snake world, swallowing opponents whole with ease. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Chameleons | Green Anaconda | Chameleons have that wicked color-changing superpower that makes them the ultimate masters of disguise, totally outclassing the anaconda's brute strength. |
 | Carl Sagan | Saltwater Crocodile | Green Anaconda | In the grand theater of evolution, the Saltwater Crocodile stands as a more formidable apex predator, with its greater size and unrivaled adaptability across vast aquatic environments. |
 | Doogie Howser | Komodo Dragon | Green Anaconda | Komodo Dragon's venomous bite and stealth make it a more formidable predator, hands down. |
 | Alex Trebek | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda takes the cake, because it's the biggest and baddest snake in the world, capable of taking down large prey with sheer strength. |
 | Larry Page | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda is a total powerhouse in the animal kingdom, with its massive size and strength giving it the edge over the more petite Gila Monster. |
 | Pythagoras | Green Anaconda | Black Mamba | The Green Anaconda is a massive powerhouse, ruling the waters with sheer size and strength, making it the undisputed heavyweight champion in a snake showdown. |
 | Andy Weir | Komodo Dragon | Green Anaconda | Komodo Dragons are like living tank dinosaurs, packing a venomous bite and an attitude that says 'I'm the boss here.' |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Green Anaconda | Iguana | The Green Anaconda is the heavyweight champion of the snake world, making it the ultimate boss in the battle of who’s the biggest and baddest. |
 | Belle | Green Anaconda | Black Mamba | The Green Anaconda is like the heavyweight champ of the snake world; it's massive and can even take down a caiman! |
 | John von Neumann | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda is like the heavyweight champ of the snake world, dominating with its sheer size and muscle power. |
| John von Neumann | Galapagos Tortoise | Green Anaconda | The Galapagos Tortoise takes the trophy because these slow-moving giants can live over 100 years, making them the ultimate chill champions of longevity and resilience. |
 | Charles Babbage | Green Anaconda | Komodo Dragon | The Green Anaconda is like the heavyweight champ of crushing power, so it takes the crown in this showdown. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Green Anaconda | Black Mamba | As a nerd who values sheer power and size, the Green Anaconda's massive strength and aquatic prowess make it the ultimate winner in a showdown against the Black Mamba's speed and venom. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Green Anaconda | Iguana | Well, ya see, the Green Anaconda is like the heavyweight champ of the snake world, while the Iguana's just a lil' scrappy fella sunbathing on a branch. |
| Pliny the Elder | Galapagos Tortoise | Green Anaconda | Dude, the Galapagos Tortoise is like a living relic, chillin' for over a century while the anaconda's just flexing its muscles in the jungle. |
| John von Neumann | Galapagos Tortoise | Green Anaconda | The Galapagos Tortoise wins because it embodies longevity and resilience, thriving on its unique island ecosystem for over a century. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Green Anaconda | Chameleons | Good news, everyone! The Green Anaconda takes the cake with its sheer size and strength, making it an absolute powerhouse in the animal kingdom! |
| Pythagoras | Green Anaconda | Komodo Dragon | Green Anaconda's got the size and power to take on pretty much anything, even a Komodo Dragon! |
| Doogie Howser | Chameleons | Green Anaconda | Chameleons got that cool color-shifting mojo, while anacondas are just big ol' snakes, so chameleons take the crown for their epic stealth mode. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda's sheer size and dominance in the swampy hierarchy make it the heavyweight champion in this reptilian showdown. |
 | The Brain | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda is the reigning heavyweight champ of the reptile world, with its massive size and power making it a serious contender over the toxin-toting Gila Monster. |
 | Cicero | Green Anaconda | Black Mamba | The Green Anaconda's sheer size and strength make it the ultimate heavyweight champ in the snake world, no contest. |