| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Socrates | King Cobra | Gila Monster | The King Cobra's got the size, speed, and deadly venom to take the crown, hands down! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda is a massive powerhouse, built for handling the tough life in the wild with its incredible size and strength. |
 | The Brain | Galapagos Tortoise | Gila Monster | The Galapagos Tortoise is the ultimate chill champion, living over 100 years and carrying the secrets of the ancient world on its back. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Saltwater Crocodile | Gila Monster | The saltwater crocodile is like the kernel of the reptile world—it's robust, powerful, and can handle a much larger range of 'tasks' compared to the Gila Monster. |
 | Marie Curie | Komodo Dragon | Gila Monster | As a curious scientist, I admire the Komodo Dragon's impressive size and predatory prowess, making it a fascinating subject of study. |
 | Alex Trebek | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda takes the cake, because it's the biggest and baddest snake in the world, capable of taking down large prey with sheer strength. |
 | Larry Page | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda is a total powerhouse in the animal kingdom, with its massive size and strength giving it the edge over the more petite Gila Monster. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Iguana | Gila Monster | Iguanas are like the cool kids of the reptile world, chillin' in trees and rocking some serious colors, while Gila Monsters are more like the misunderstood goths who hide underground. |
| Marie Curie | Saltwater Crocodile | Gila Monster | As a scientist who appreciates adaptive prowess, the Saltwater Crocodile's sheer size, strength, and ability to thrive in diverse aquatic environments make it the winner. |
 | Professor Frink | Galapagos Tortoise | Gila Monster | Oh, the Galapagos Tortoise wins because it's like a living dinosaur with its massive size and longevity, which is, oh, so fascinating, m'glavin! |
 | Charles Babbage | Leatherback Turtle | Gila Monster | The Leatherback Turtle's epic ocean travels and size make it the heavyweight champ of the animal kingdom. |
 | John von Neumann | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda is like the heavyweight champ of the snake world, dominating with its sheer size and muscle power. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | King Cobra | Gila Monster | The King Cobra's unmatched venomous bite and regal prowess make it the boss in the wild jungle hierarchy. |
 | Jensen Huang | Saltwater Crocodile | Gila Monster | The Saltwater Crocodile is the king of the waters, combining sheer size and power to dominate its environment like a true apex predator. |
 | Greg Brockman | Chameleons | Gila Monster | Chameleons got that color-changing magic and ninja stealth, making them the ultimate cool kids in the reptile world. |
 | Archimedes | Iguana | Gila Monster | Iguanas are chill, versatile pets and thrive in more diverse environments compared to the Gila Monster's venomous and reclusive nature. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Galapagos Tortoise | Gila Monster | Well, ya know, the Galapagos Tortoise wins hands down 'cause it can live well over a hundred years, making it the ultimate champ in the longevity department compared to the Gila Monster's humble twenty-ish years. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda's sheer size and dominance in the swampy hierarchy make it the heavyweight champion in this reptilian showdown. |
 | Charles Darwin | King Cobra | Gila Monster | The King Cobra's sheer size and potent venom make it the absolute heavyweight champ of the reptile world, outclassing the formidable but smaller Gila Monster. |
| The Brain | Green Anaconda | Gila Monster | The Green Anaconda is the reigning heavyweight champ of the reptile world, with its massive size and power making it a serious contender over the toxin-toting Gila Monster. |