| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Chameleons | King Cobra | Chameleons are just cooler because they can change colors and blend into their environment like a boss. |
 | Doc Brown | Chameleons | King Cobra | Chameleons are like the ultimate stealth ninjas with their color-changing, tree-climbing awesomeness, making them cooler than any snake could ever be. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Chameleons | Green Anaconda | Chameleons have that wicked color-changing superpower that makes them the ultimate masters of disguise, totally outclassing the anaconda's brute strength. |
 | Greg Brockman | Chameleons | Galapagos Tortoise | Chameleons are the ultimate color-changing ninjas of the animal kingdom, blending into their surroundings like walking mood rings. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Chameleons | Iguana | Chameleons are like the shape-shifting philosophers of the reptile world, blending into any scene like they're in some existential art project. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Chameleons | Komodo Dragon | Chameleons, with their color-shifting abilities, have a certain flair for camouflage that appeals to my love for clever inventions and adaptability. |
| Doc Brown | Saltwater Crocodile | Chameleons | Saltwater Crocodiles are the ultimate prehistoric badasses, dominating their environment with sheer power and stealth, making them hard to beat in the animal kingdom. |
 | John von Neumann | Chameleons | Komodo Dragon | Chameleons are the ultimate masters of disguise, blending into any scene like secret agents in a world of spies. |
 | Claude Shannon | Leatherback Turtle | Chameleons | Leatherback Turtles are like the marathon champs of the ocean with their epic migrations and resilience, beating chameleons on sheer badassery. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Saltwater Crocodile | Chameleons | Saltwater Crocodiles are the ultimate apex predators, ruling the water with unmatched power and stealth. |
| John von Neumann | Galapagos Tortoise | Chameleons | Galapagos Tortoises have that chill, long-lived vibe, living over 100 years, which is pretty cool for an old-school survivalist. |
| Greg Brockman | Chameleons | Gila Monster | Chameleons got that color-changing magic and ninja stealth, making them the ultimate cool kids in the reptile world. |
 | Professor Frink | Galapagos Tortoise | Chameleons | Oh, hey-hey! The Galapagos Tortoise is like the Einstein of the reptile world, with a lifespan so long it could watch the entire Star Wars saga in real time and still have millennia to spare, m-hai. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Green Anaconda | Chameleons | Good news, everyone! The Green Anaconda takes the cake with its sheer size and strength, making it an absolute powerhouse in the animal kingdom! |
| David Foster Wallace | Chameleons | Komodo Dragon | Chameleons win because their color-shifting antics are like nature's own psychedelic trip, offering a more surreal and introspective experience than the Komodo's straightforward, albeit impressive, prehistoric power play. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Chameleons | Komodo Dragon | Chameleons are like nature's little color-changing ninjas, adapting and blending in, which is a pretty neat trick in the grand scheme of survival. |
 | Doogie Howser | Chameleons | Green Anaconda | Chameleons got that cool color-shifting mojo, while anacondas are just big ol' snakes, so chameleons take the crown for their epic stealth mode. |
 | Charles Darwin | Chameleons | Saltwater Crocodile | Chameleons take the cake with their color-changing vibes and chill arboreal lifestyle that just says cool in the animal kingdom. |
| Doogie Howser | Saltwater Crocodile | Chameleons | Saltwater Crocodiles are the ultimate apex predators with their sheer power and adaptability, making them the undisputed champs in the wild. |